Allardyce 'surprised' by speculation over his job

How could the club inflict this prick on us? He sits there smug and arrogantly deflecting blame, he is doing a fantastic job apparently and we have it all wrong. We are of course a club on a par with Newcastle and West Ham!!!

Catterick got a kicking off fans once in the sixties after previously delivering league and cup success. Based on that, this chimp needs taking out quickly, form an orderly queue!!

"We were very close to a result at Watford." Were we?

We were very close to what would have been a really poor draw against a really poor side and then we managed to cock that up as well. But close to a result? No Sam. We were not.

"We were very close to a result at Watford." Where we? We were very close to what would have been a really poor draw against a really poor side and then we managed to cock that up as well. But close to a result? No Sam. We were not.,,michael.kenrick@gmail.com,1,16:32:14,,108.171.128.188,ok,16442,03/02/2018 16:32:14,Lonewolf,reader,, 902716,36335,toffeeweb,02/03/2018,David Barks,evertonbarks@gmail.com,"I completely reject the notion we need a full squad rebuild. The fact is that the top clubs are constantly refreshing their squads each season. But we don't have 11 players needing to be replaced to make drastic improvements with the right manager.

Pickford in goal, no need for replacement. Coleman at right-back, no need for replacement. That's 2 of 11 not needing replacing. Sigurdsson doesn't need replacing. Just needs to play in the Number 10 role with quality strikers and wide men. Walcott just got here and is talented. He would do just fine for the next couple of years while we build. So now we have 4 of 11 players to build on.

I refuse to believe that Keane is a waste. His passing from the back is actually quite decent as opposed to others' aimless hoofs. I think he could be very good in a settled team that actually tries to attack now and then. Holgate has shown promise. And I believe Funes Mori is a good centre-back. Not saying to build the future around, but definitely good enough to be a part of the team. Left back? We need a new left back.

So far I see a left back and a top centre-back being needed in defense. We absolutely need a top quality striker. And of course someone on the left. That's 4 players that I see as needing to be signed, of top quality. From there, you build year on year. In the right team with the right manager there is plenty of talent and ability in this team. Left-back, centre-back, striker, left-side forward/winger.

So long as it's not against the RedShite, of course!

This guy is almost beyond belief, not unlike Koeman in many respects, arrogantly selecting mis-matched players and teams.

Thinking that he could never be wrong or blamed, but at the same time not being bothered if he were ever to be.

They get compensated for failing, no matter what, and in Koeman's case he takes over as National Coach of Holland.

Unbelievable, well almost, but then again this is Everton!

And the achieving safety and comparison with West Ham & Newcastle confirms the limitations of the man's own ambition and why he even failed at either of those clubs let alone Everton.

So we're winning games at the moment?!

“People speculate on no information at all."

Ay, those losses are mere speculation.

I used to love watching EFC. Now I dread it.

I used to have my sanity .

Everton disgracefully are 20th in the Premier League in most offensive categories.

Surely Moshiri has pencilled in the departure date for Allardyce as he has totally misread what is required of him.

They won't get rid before then, but it really would be catastrophic if he was allowed to continue next season. His comments get more and more comatose each week, the man simply has no charisma! The next managerial appointment simply has to be the right one.

As far as I'm concerned, we have not played well all season. Over 40 games, I really don't see that changing under Allardyce.

You couldn't make it up, could you? Only at Everton. We are the laughing stock of the Premier League. Who in their right mind would want to come to us?

The sooner the season is over and the fuckwits are bombed out, the happier our many supporters will be. Who takes over is a whole new debate.

That has totally gone now. He would be much better putting his hand up and saying, "We haven't been playing well and that is my fault as well as the players'." Everton's ambitions are top 7 if not higher and if we do not get there, or very close to there, then we will be disappointed.

I have seen every game this season and not one have I been satisfied that they really played well, even the ones they won.

Maybe the Man City game when City went down to ten men did they do well not to lose all the points. But it's been a painful season, to say the least, with already 2 defeats to Liverpool and probably a third by the end of the season unless the defensive side of things is sorted out.

But we have been saying that all season and still it's a mess.

Much to my chagrin and regret, his abysmal failure is rounding off a season that I would like to quickly forget.

What adds insult to injury is the ludicrous comments he is making about our current league position, predicament and the asinine comparisons he is making with regard to our pedigree, compared with West Ham and Newcastle.

Some are wondering whether Moshiri will fail to pull the trigger this summer due to the compensation that Allardyce will be eligible for, should that happen.

I wouldn't be surprised (although I don't know whether it would be a good or bad appointment), to find that Marco Silva is already lined up for the vacancy and, as he was sacked by Watford, no compensation will be payable.

Since it was rumoured that Moshiri was willing to pay Watford 㾶M compensation if his pursuit of Silva had been successful earlier in the season, the loss of ٤M compensation for Allardyce will see Moshiri get his original target and be ٢M better off than he might have otherwise been.

With that in mind, I don't doubt, for a moment, that Sam's days at Everton, are numbered.

Shots 20th
Shots on target 20th
Chances created 20th
Chances created from open play 20th
Shots faced 19th

And the pudding is surprised he's under pressure?

Get out of our club.

We lost the FA Cup tie at Anfield and drew the league game thanks to Rooney's penalty. I'm struggling to remember the other occasion we have played against LFC this season.

No – you chose the team, you chose the tactics, you instilled the attitude on the day. I'd argue that cost us three points, not one.

That would not have been a result; that would have been two points lost that were there for the taking!

Sam, we expect to at least fight for wins against anyone at our own level or lower!!! Home, or away! No more two central midfielders especially at home, and not even away for most games! If the opposition sees no attacking threat, they'll roll us over every time!

And then we must rely on luck to keep that one silly point...

Even Jim White (who I personally dislike) has not updates from ‘my friend' Moshiri, says it all. When he doesn't have a quote, he creates one, based on a unsupported hypothesis.

So if he is keeping quiet, what's going on behind the scenes?

I said it on another thread: Allardyce won't jump, he will have to be pushed. But who is going to push the arrogant, delusional half-wit, who thinks he's doing well. Until he goes, we will never progress.

Or challenge Allardyce when he's clearly lying/contradicting himself/twisting the facts to suit his own agenda.

If any of the journos who attend these things (and we know you read these pages) could reply, I for one would be very grateful to hear your answer.

He starts by talking about trying to remedy the lack of away successes, then says we very nearly got a result a Watford, but a 0-0 draw would hardly have classed itself as an away success surely?

He goes on about being in a good position now, but we were actually 5 points clear of 18th place in Allardyce's first match in charge on December 2nd.

We are now 7 points clear of 18th place and in early March, does that really constitute as 'great progress'?

Could David Unsworth or Ronald Koeman have not got us in this same position we sit in right now?

It also grates on me the way he keeps mispronouncing our players names, for anyone listening to his press conference today apparently we have a centre-half by the name of Michael Kenny?

Last season, when Allardyce managed Crystal Palace, it was “Simon” Coleman who scored the winner for Everton!!

It annoys me that our manager appears muddled with his own players' names and it can't do much for you as a player that either to have your gaffer mixing up your names, it's like a bloody Carry On film.

This clown has taken the deluded arrogance of Koeman and raised it to an unprecedented level.

What on earth have our fans done to deserve the constant levels of provocation from highly paid employees of the club??? Let's face it, Allardyce is trolling us the powers that be at our club need ejecting from their positions.

It's time for the fans to really make their voices heard. Something seriously rotten going on at our club.

He doesn't care one jot for the future of our club, He just smiles in the face of criticism Knowing full well that it will be yet another big payday if we sack him before the 18-month contract is up, Then he will be on to the next gullible club to start the cycle over again.

It is a sign of the times, in my opinion. Players are no different, In many cases strolling around totally ignorant to the displeasure of supporters while earning in a week what most earn in a decade.

I am deeply saddened to see the poison of modern culture seeping into our club.

Mr Moshiri, it is time to sharpen your axe, for Everton and for humanity.

He knows he's got a massive payoff secure – win lose or draw, so he doesn't give a damn what we think of him.

It's like the Trump syndrome – it doesn't matter how blatant or obvious the lie is, he'll just deny it.

To me, it's another attempt at Fat Sam taking the piss and backing his mate Walsh; also deflecting the blame from Walsh as he thinks he's good at that.

Hopefully he know's the writing is on the wall and he is trying to save Walsh's job because wasn't it him who badgered Moshiri into hiring this clown?

I was brought up 20 minutes from the ground and have supported my "beloved" team since 1947. As regards achievements such as win or lose, I don't really care. He may not be the worst in that area. We have had some bad managers in the past, but I have never been so embarrassed by anybody as I have with Allardyce. Every time he opens his mouth I cringe. He should not be allowed to speak before or after a game. He spouts total drivel, and he never sees himself as responsible in any way for how lousy the team play.

He must be sapping the confidence out of each and everyone of the players as he publicly castigates their performances every time he opens his mouth. He is never wrong.

The Premier League obviously sucks.

The only questions are: Is the man with the gift of the gob convincing the board? Or is he doing enough to stay up and intentionally playing anti-football to make sure no manager would contemplate applying for the job? Or maybe delusional as his comments.

Is he also being paid by the RS to destroy Everton, with a bonuses for how many skilled players he can ship out or turn to shit, but hey – we are in a good position.

The ToffeeWeb poll must have been nobbled by the Kremlin or, worse still, Kopite spies. Simply can't accept that any EFC supporter still believes in this bloated egotistical fraud.

Fonseca In – Allardyce Out, asap please!

1. The players forgot to wear their woolly underpants for the cold weather;
2. They never converted their chances (after zero attempts on goal);
3. They were shattered after the long trip to Turf Moor;
4. The players are a bunch of useless, lazy bastards;
5. The bench didn't perform;
6. Seven of our players are snow-blind;
7. I'm a shite manager.

Voting closes 12:30 Saturday, 3 March 2018.

7th is a possibility!

However, my concern is that if we achieve 7th, the charlatan at the helm may well be with us next season!!!

Do we really want to qualify for Europa League next season?

Without Sam – yes; with Sam – No!

The silence from on high is deafening!!!

But you fixed that, after how much salary, Schnorbitz?

It's treasonous thinking but the bigger picture is more important. I love us in Europe for the trips alone and 7th would get us that this term but I'll sacrifice it, with a heavy heart, for the change we need.

Frauds in any walk of life need to be exposed. This oaf is one. Moshiri, are you another?

Dark times at the Club. Tuchel, Fonseca or Howe. Any of these please. Or Unsworth until they arrive.

He can legitimately claim a successful reign. We hired him to keep us out of trouble. It's all he's ever done in his career. He's keeping us out of trouble. By his metrics, he's doing his job.

The problem isn't what he's doing, as hard as it is to watch and listen to, it's the very fact that he was hired. It was a decision that didn't align to any kind of plan. If you were ambitious, you wouldn't sign Allardyce!

The best win of Fat Man's beyond emabarrasing tenure is the West Ham one which he adds to his stats, obviously, despite not being in charge for it! Bleak as fuck.

Unsworth has been badly let down in this farce. Points to game he's better than this fool too isn't he? Koeman as well.

We're on snooze until the nightmare ends in a few months.

There are the top six, then Leicester who have quality, the rest are ordinary, playing some shite football. Despite all of the money I have watched some truly dreadful footy this season.

Man City, Chelsea and Liverpool have produced some marvellous stuff, but the gulf has grown between the top teams and the rest.

We are in a very perilous situation. Relegation is a real possibility. We are the poorest team in this division and with ten games left we could easily find ourselves in the bottom three come the end of the season.

I have seen nothing in our play that gives any reason for hope. What has changed since the Watford defeat? Nothing. We still have the same useless manager and his useless coaches.

Sorry to sound so pessimistic but I have never seen an Everton team with less heart and motivation.

If you draw away from home, it stops the pressure coming on you,

Aim high Sam! A point against Burnley is exactly what we want!

Just fuck off.

Or he's Saddam's man, Comical Ali – "There are no tanks in Baghdad", as they rolled down the street behind him.

Get him on a flight to Switzerland, he's living in his own world, and is lost to humanity.

Honestly, Pulis and Pardew and the rest of the awful mediocre merry go round managers must be licking their lips. A club with the history of Everton has been pulled into their sights. Fucking shambles.

"Very good position"? Our board and our Manager are low-expectation mother fuckers. Disgrace.

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Allardyce? What?? A manager???

That means it would take 135 years for yer average worker in UK to earn what Hippo Head earns in 1 year. Sobering thought??

Burnley are having a magnificent season for a club of their size / resources! For us to be merely hoping to reach their level is simply unacceptable. We are below Burnley and Leicester, and miles behind Arsenal who are miles behind the rest we should be challenging.

If this guy is not under serious pressure from inside the club, especially considering how much he is getting paid, then he has the cushiest job in the world.

I hope I am wrong on that second one but if he's here next season then Big Sam is only a small part of our very big problem. All the same, his disrespect for us all makes me feel like he needs a number putting on him.

The only positive I can say about Allardyce is that he's not as bad as Koeman.

To compare expectations with West Ham and Newcastle as being the same is woefully wrong. Both those clubs have found themselves slipping out of the Premier League in recent years and have suffered because of it. He must know that expectations are considerably higher at Goodison.

As I have been saying, the man knows he's going and just continues to talk his way out until the end of the season.

Strangely enough though, I think we will win at Burnley today. However it only would be another step to the survival target that Allardyce breeds into these players and the negative thinking that this creates. It will soon be May and he will be gone.

Why do I say that? Because of the TW Poll; The Guardian article on Monday; The Star "exclusive" and The Telegraph articles; plus a complete morning about Big Fat Sam, Farhad Moshirir and Everton FC onTalkSport on Tuesday.

I've been entirely relaxed ever since.

Now, I'm watching him troll out the exact very same lines that he used at West Ham and Newcastle as their fans turned up with freshly sharpened torches and burning pitchforks. Lines as well rehearsed as if he was appearing in "Son of Turpin" (a Boys Pen production).

I'm enjoying watching him squirm. Make no mistake, squirming is what it is. Once the wider fanbase was alerted, then Fathead and his yapping familiar were toast.

My solution for the rest of the season? Seeing as Balloon Head is such a devotee of twisted statistics. Allardyce in the stands, Rhino in the dug-out. Rhino's lads do the business on the pitch, Hippo Head grabs the credit for himself.

Rhino would take a do-or-die penalty for Everton, even if his own dignity depended upon it. He'd score. He'd score for Everton.

Spacehopper Head wouldn't give a shit (or so he'd say) as he swaggered away. Try this future quote after he's given the chop.

"I can walk away with my giant head held high, I did what I came here to do". (Meaning to fill his pockets – not to save Everton from the drop.)

Sit back, relax and enjoy the pantomime, just remember, boys & girls, to shout out "Oh no it isn't!" whenever the sneering villain says something nasty.

And when you hear their consultant tell them it's their fault they are ill that just about puts the cap on it.

Roll on the end of the season.

We could form FC Everton of Merseyside and run it ourselves. I'm sure we can find a squad of 22 amateur Evertonians who will play for free and give their all. I would make Big Nev Manager he still gets EFC and us big style. As chairman I would ask Big Joe Royle. Sounds good to me.

They will know that we can't go into a new season with a walking dead manager. He is on borrowed time now imagine the damage it could do next season when protests are raging in October. The fans won't put up with it.

No news will be forthcoming at all until we are mathematically safe to ensure some stability in the interim.

Then, rumours will start to flow and the picture will become clearer as to who is interested and who Moshiri wants.

We're not winning Sam and I don't know where you are getting this horseshit about our home form being good.

It isn't! It's painful to watch.
,"If you don't win it doesn't matter how long your contract is — you lose your job."

We're not winning Sam and I don't know where you are getting this horseshit about our home form being good.

It isn't! It's painful to watch.
,,,1,09:30:15,,51.37.73.76,ok,1008,03/03/2018 09:30:15,LX,reader,, 902879,36336,toffeeweb,03/03/2018,Neil Wood,weaveroflegends@hotmail.com,My Team:

Pickford

Coleman Jags Mori Baines

Gueye Sigurdsson Klaasen

Walcott Tosun DCL,My Team:

Pickford

Coleman Jags Mori Baines

Gueye Rooney Klaasen

Walcott Tosun DCL,,,1,09:37:23,,90.213.59.56,ok,11528,03/03/2018 09:37:23,weaveroflegends,reader,, 902880,36336,toffeeweb,03/03/2018,Raymond Fox,dorothyafox@btinternet.com,"I don't know how this game is on the ground is like concrete inland, its still freezing.
Its on TV so maybe thats why, I suppose they have had covers on and hot air blowers going.
It aint going to be a classic thats for sure.

Sorry mate, I have to disagree. He is worse than Koeman. He is worse than any manager I have seen since 1962 when I started supporting our club. He is the very worst – and the most dislikeable. But that won't bother him one bit.

Allardyce is an embarrassment to the club and Moshiri sits back and lets him be so. What type of man do we have at the helm? Time for him to show his mettle.

So Up Yours Mr Allardyce - - we are Evertonians and there is fuck all you can do to stop us - - most of us will dance the day you leave you miserable negative cynical pick pocket. On Your Way.

He will tell us how lucky we are to have him and he will no doubt go on to say we where 13th when he took over and now we are 9th. The problem is the performances are getting steadily worse with each game.

Others said stupid things like “At least he's guaranteed to keep us up!” as if relegation was ever a realistic concern or like Sam Allardyce has some kind of free pass against relegation. Moshiri and his advisors, and many commenters on these boards panicked and now we're stuck with this arrogant, fat, deluded bag of shit.

A manager doesn't have a succession of jobs if he is good at his job.

You're not wanted at Everton Football Club!!!

He walked off at the end with his head planted firmly beneath his knees. Not once did he look up and glance towards us. Get rid of him now. We will have enough about us to survive this, and I don't want that fraudster trying to claim all the plaudits for keeping us up.

To say his appointment has been a shambles is stating the obvious. His points-per-game ratio is worse than Koeman's or Unsworth's. He said himself a manager is judged on, and keeps his job by, winning football matches. Well Allardyce, you are not winning football matches and at the moment don't look like winning anymore. So do the honourable thing and fuck off.

I know however, you won't resign and forego circa ٤M, so it's time for Moshiri to put you out of your misery and give you the size nine welly, and give you the boot.

If you think today was bad for you, then just wait until next Saturday. Better still, wait until Stoke in 2 weeks time when you will have to walk right past the away end, taking the full gauntlet of every blue in that ground. Assuming, of course, you are still our manager.

ToffeeWeb will not be a barometer for Bill, nor even Moshiri. However much fume and angst is on here, a proportion, especially on away days, are by definition not at the game.

Maybe time to take a lead from the RS supporters and have a stage-managed, properly orchestrated show of non-support so the hierarchy – all of them – realise the depth of hatred for our manager, DoF, and others.

As Rob says, let them run the gauntlet, show the arrogant bastard there are more than '15 internet users' that are ordering pitchforks and flagons online.

Who's up for the job?

You're right though, we need to let Moshiri know the true extent of our feelings towards Allardyce.

But if you're volunteering, Rob!