Our long winless run is a soul-destroying experience, and it’s not that long since Ancelotti’s false dawn saw us top the table with some scintillating football. Why is the football now so dire?
Dyche will get blamed for hoofball tactics; others will point to the severely weakened playing staff after 3 years of negative investment and sales with the departures of key players. There are elements of truth in all of this. But I think there’s a fundamental issue with a squad that has had to be cobbled together on the cheap as we tread our financial tightrope.
At the top level, football is played by footballers of exceptional technique and ability. In the modern game, the centre-backs and even goalkeepers will ideally have the footballing ability of midfield players.
However, you can get away with having low-quality footballers if you have pace and athleticism, especially down the flanks and in the attack. Athletes can often outrun and overpower footballers of superior ability.
One glaring issue for us is that we are desperately short of anyone I would consider to be a real footballer. Only McNeil and Onana fall into that category in my book. And only McNeil plays in an area where you can use your talent to hurt the opposition and he’s not even that good. We are badly missing the likes of Digne, Gomes, Allan, Iwobi and Sigurdsson who were all actually good at football despite having their (justifiable) detractors.
Therefore, we must rely on our pace and athleticism. We certainly do have athletes – Godfrey, Gueye, Doucoure, Beto and Calvert-Lewin. I think it was Barry Rathbone who described them as appearing to fight with the ball, rather than control it. Good description. Although they have physical qualities, these are not natural footballers. Godfrey looks more like a rugby league player and Doucoure is an abysmal Number 10 despite the goals. Both terrible footballers.
Tellingly, none of our athletes play in the wide forward positions where other teams use pace to stretch the play and hurt the opposition. Harrison and McNeil are very slow indeed, an attacking hindrance which is exacerbated by our total lack of penetration from full-back. We are missing Gray and Townsend and haven’t seen enough of Danjuma (or arguably Dobbin). Bournemouth by comparison are very well stocked in this respect – with Kluivert, Sinisterra, Ouattara, Tavernier and Semenyo (five players who would transform us as an attacking team).
Making up the numbers are a bunch of players who are somewhere between the two, steady enough players who are neither technical nor dynamic: Tarkowski, Garner, Harrison, Mykolenko and Coleman. They are all good at digging in defensively, but these players have neither the ability nor athleticism to affect games in an attacking sense – or at least not without being surrounded by real footballers (especially on the flanks or at Number 10) or athletes (especially in attacking wide positions). Pickford and Branthwaite might be superior players but again they do not really affect the game in an attacking sense other than at set pieces so sort of fall into this category too.
This all combines to make it incredibly difficult to work the ball up the flanks or through the midfield in any constructive way. We have neither the speed and dynamism of, say, Brentford – nor the footballers of, say, Fulham.
What has changed since our run of wins pre-Christmas? Not a great deal really. We are playing much the same way. Indeed the defeat at Old Trafford was probably a better performance than the home win against Newcastle. And but for a lacklustre penalty shout and a bizarre own goal we’d have come away with at least a point yesterday.
It is, unfortunately, very difficult and there is no easy way out of it.
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2 Posted 02/04/2024 at 13:52:39
I'm not sure what that actually means, other than it not involving planning, governance, competence and success of any measure outside Teary Bill's head.
3 Posted 02/04/2024 at 13:58:28
So Gentlemen versus Players then?
4 Posted 02/04/2024 at 14:10:43
The other point which might seem boring to yourself and others but seems obvious to me: You never told us what Onana actually does, if he is a real footballer.
5 Posted 02/04/2024 at 14:13:25
6 Posted 02/04/2024 at 14:13:26
We had chances, but it was horrible to watch our players trying to take care of the football, and not showing any in game savvy, whatsoever imo, mate?
The title of this thread is very interesting, and as always you write with a lot of sense Robert. It actually makes depressing reading, because if people say the game is won and lost in midfield, then I'd counter that by saying it is also won out-wide, but only if you have got the ability to stretch teams?
My own view is that only for the incredibly cynical ten point deduction, Everton would have been a comfortable mid-table side, but it hasn't transpired this way, so Dyche and the players have got to find a way to get some points on the board, before whatever confidence remains, totally evaporates.
I love skill, but I genuinely think athleticism takes you further in the EPL, and believe our lack of pace, and players interlinking out wide, has definitely caught up with us.
7 Posted 02/04/2024 at 14:14:06
8 Posted 02/04/2024 at 14:22:18
The kid might go on a marauding run sometimes, (possibly because he finds this a lot easier than opening up his body and quickly moving the ball on?) and he his also not scared of working hard or getting hurt, but I find it painful watching footballers, who don't really want the ball, playing at any level, never mind the top level.
9 Posted 02/04/2024 at 14:26:52
Another things that's wrecking us as an attacking outfit is width, or lack of it. I saw a heat map the other day of our attacking positioning this season and our we play so ridiculously narrow, and our full-backs sit back and don't overlap or attack - these are key reasons we score bugger all goals.
Also, another set of stats showed us making 177 crosses, with 138 unsuccessful, and 39 successful, with only a 22% accuracy rate. Basically our crossing of the ball is mostly aimless and thus we (again) score bugger all goals.
Sean Dyche loves stats, and appears to base his team performances on stats for the most part - but for whatever stats he (and I) spout(s) about the fact remains we've only scored 3 goals more than Sheffield Utd and they have a minus 50 goal difference.
I firmly believe it comes down to shit tactics (playing too narrow with no full-backs attacking) and a major lack of ball-playing footballers as per the OP.
10 Posted 02/04/2024 at 14:32:14
Anyway, I couldn't agree more with the original post.
Ray (7) absolutely nails it.
11 Posted 02/04/2024 at 14:33:40
If you want to go back further, Alan Hinton or if you prefer a bit more recent and local, Kevin Sheedy.
12 Posted 02/04/2024 at 14:46:58
I asked years ago where the young princes to replace Ronaldo and Messi were but quite simply none exist. Even Mbappe is a speed merchant rather than a beautifully skilled technician. But it's a mad hobby horse of mine because each generation thinks their heroes are the best ever.
It was almost amusing when Martinez and Ancelloti brought Etoo and James here and fans suddenly realised what proper footballers are about. It's why I've lost interest in the game generally the players are simply not very good.
13 Posted 02/04/2024 at 14:58:17
There are so many players these days playing top level football based on athleticism & pace alone. I can't really think of anyone in world football who excites me the way players of the past used to. Maybe it's an age thing as well (mine not theirs).
14 Posted 02/04/2024 at 16:04:59
15 Posted 02/04/2024 at 17:34:33
Now you're talking, real footballers with complete mastery of the ball there's nothing like them now
Mike 14
When Brazil beat USSR 2-1 and Socrates didn't so much dummy the ball for Eder to score but nonchalently stepped over it was pure theatre. What a player what a team.
16 Posted 02/04/2024 at 18:33:18
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1 Posted 02/04/2024 at 13:38:07
22 and a snip at £7m.
Why aren't we picking up this talent?