Season 2012-13
Opinion
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Hoofball getting the hoof?
Given that my early years of football watching were spent at Marine, so-called hoofball has never offended me as it has done many of my fellow Evertonians although I do agree that it contributes little to 'the beautiful game'.
Early this season, it seemed to have disappeared from our tactical armoury but, since Christmas, the quick wallop up-field has re-emerged as the defenders' 'ball of choice' on far too many occasions. This was particularly the case in the cup-tie at Oldham where "get rid of it" led, in my humble view, to us getting taken to a replay.
Good to see then that on Saturday last, it was almost non-existent and I got to wondering why this was so? Could it possibly have had something to do with the absence of Messrs Howard, Neville and Jagielka in the game against Reading?
Are these three our main hoofers? Or does the manager train defenders in the art, anyway?
A quick look at the Executioner's Blog shows that Coleman, in particular, completed a huge number of passes to colleagues as did Heitinga and Mucha`s distribution was generally accurate. So has Moyes chanced on the team selection to pretty up our game or will it be back to air miles once everyone is fit to play?
Richard Dodd, Posted 04/03/2013 at 11:33:22
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418 Posted 04/03/2013 at 15:40:54
Mucha and Coleman had cracking games I thought. The distribution from Mucha was much faster and accurate than when Howard plays.
420 Posted 04/03/2013 at 15:39:06
Some of the so-called top teams in England have had most of their success based on picking up the knock downs from a long ball on the counter attack, Gerrard and Lampard have made careers out of smashing in the rebounds from other peoples long balls. To be honest I think the Oldham game this year is the only one were we've consistently hoofed it. On the whole we've played it on the deck most of the time this season.
422 Posted 04/03/2013 at 15:41:18
Pace is not something we possess throughout the team unfortunately. Mirallas is quick but not quick enough to get from defence to opponents box before being closed down as we defend with everyone behind the ball when under the cosh.
424 Posted 04/03/2013 at 16:07:00
425 Posted 04/03/2013 at 16:07:22
428 Posted 04/03/2013 at 16:06:48
Richard, good to see that you are back and hoofball is the main feature of those 3. I noticed time and time again that Mucha managed to pick out one of our players with his passes, the commentator thought he was miskicking the ball because he actually found blue shirts which clearly Howard does not do enough. JH plays a cultured passing game and so it seems does Coleman. For me they are the new breed that Moyes is attempting to develop. He just has to revert to type to often because we keep losing our way. Maybe time is up for Nev and maybe Mucha will keep the shirt for the rest of the season!!
435 Posted 04/03/2013 at 16:48:47
436 Posted 04/03/2013 at 16:58:30
438 Posted 04/03/2013 at 17:05:24
I also worry how we will cope without Jagielka as Heitinga is not looking like an International player for me. He ball watches and the number of times players run in behind him without him even knowing they are there. His marking is abysmal even on Saturday from long balls played their forwards got goal side of Heitinga and not in an offside position. The first thing you are taught as a defender is to stay goal side of your forward were possible.
439 Posted 04/03/2013 at 17:23:02
By the way, Roly Howard is the longest serving manager in the history of British football, clocking up 33 years! David Moyes is one third of the way there!
445 Posted 04/03/2013 at 17:37:45
Jaggs is a far better defender than Heitinga in every way except for his distribution, but because of Fellainis presence up top I don’t mind it if Jaggs knocks it long to him rather than inviting further pressure onto the team or being a liability trying to play it out from the back which he is not comfortable doing so. Moyes is using the best tactics to get the best out of his team. He wants his best defender Jaggs on the field but he knows he is weak bringing the ball out from the back so makes sure Victor or Fellaini are available to him. I don’t think it has anything to do with coaching that some players have more of a tendency than other to knock it long, Jaggs is just better at tackling and heading than he is passing or dribbling.
448 Posted 04/03/2013 at 18:18:50
Waterloo, Water-fucking-loo! Marine is Crosby through and through. Heresy.
'We support them yes we do and their name is Marine, 234, We all live to support the great marine, support the great marine, We all live ... '
(to tune of Yellow Submarine)
Bug and Bite and later the College Supper Bar after the match, so long as Everton weren't playing.
Fucking hate Chorley and Formby.
454 Posted 04/03/2013 at 18:37:35
459 Posted 04/03/2013 at 18:48:57
Watch a decent passing side and the player receiving the ball knows were it's going before it reaches him. One touch and the ball is gone from his foot. I watched Watford the other night and the way they were knocking it about was light years ahead of Everton's style. Cardiff also play lovely stuff and these two teams are at the top off the Championship where we all think hoofing is the norm.
Something's not right at Finch Farm.
460 Posted 04/03/2013 at 19:03:11
In terms of hoofball, I thought there was plenty first half and our players looked knackered and drained. Second half performance was much better
462 Posted 04/03/2013 at 19:17:02
469 Posted 04/03/2013 at 19:57:49
The Roly years from 1991-1995 were special. Beating Southport at Goodison in the Senior Cup Final, tremendous.
Talking Blue, I can see our 26th FA Cup SF come 2:30pm Saturday.
474 Posted 04/03/2013 at 20:07:53
Brian Hill, I went to the recent match against FC United of Manchester and noticed they have now put a fence below the touchline barrier, so supporters can't stick out a leg to whip up a flying winger, as has been known in the past.
497 Posted 04/03/2013 at 21:24:10
I also thought that Mucha's distribution was at times quite poor. Yes, he generally targetted Fellaini very well but do you not remember a couple of clearances that barely left the ground but which, fortunately, found an Everton player? Or a couple of crosses that he never got anywhere near? Just because our regular keeper has obvious weaknesses, don't use Mucha's half decent performance as a stick to beat Howard with!
However, I do agree that with Neville out of the midfield, there is a massive and noticeable improvement – notably in the speed of distribution.
There is also a time and a place for hoofball – perhaps Heitinga should have practised it against WBA!
516 Posted 04/03/2013 at 23:12:02
I see what you mean, though, there always seems to be an extra touch that destroys any move and I believe it is something that the coaches should address.
517 Posted 04/03/2013 at 23:15:55
Hmmm, if there's a border, shouldn't it be at the point where College Road ends at the junction with Crosby (Merchant Taylors) on the left? Anyway, the College Supper Bar is further up the road towards the old Alexandra Hall and therefore ought to be Crosby, as George and Angela's (better chips, I thought), is next to Myers Road.
582 Posted 05/03/2013 at 09:24:07
On a tangent, I had the pleasure of bumping into George Scanlon last summer. George was the trainer at Marine during the 60s, but was also a lecturer in Russian at Liverpool University. He acted as interpreter for Russia during the 1966 World Cup, they had an excellent run which of course ended in a semi-final defeat at Goodison. He subsequently worked with Andrei Kanchelskis at Rangers, United and Everton.
Whenever there was a big game on telly, I could always see George somewhere around the directors box, so I pointed out to him that he must have been at just about every World Cup, European Championship and Europa League final over the past 50 years. He very politely replied that he had, indeed, attended many of those matches, but I think he was finding my questions a little tedious.
I then asked him "So would it mean anything to you if I said Marine 3 Dagenham 4?" (an Amateur Cup quarter final replay at College Road in 1967). He leapt out of his chair like a 5-year-old shouting "It was me, it was me, I sent Fav up front" — Barry Favager, the stalwart centre half, scored a last second equaliser to make the match 2 - 2 and take it into extra time.
All those matches, all those great games, and Mr Scanlon became animated by the memory of that moment. A true football gentleman.
585 Posted 05/03/2013 at 10:12:48
I do remember Peter King as a great stalwart and captain for both clubs in the late 80s early 90s.
641 Posted 05/03/2013 at 15:19:48
687 Posted 05/03/2013 at 18:32:40
I was a little tongue in cheek Andy (585) but I do remember several clashes with Chorley including that FA Cup night match where things turned a little nasty. Part of the mythology for my Crosby/Marine generation (late-70s/early-80s) was that Chorley were rivals and enemies off and on the pitch, rightly or not. We all need folk devils and hopping on the train to Formby with Marine could get hairy at times and Chorley was another. I'd much rather be sitting in a boozer with you before of after an Everton game.
Brian, hopped you popped into the Volly on the way home mate!
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414 Posted 04/03/2013 at 15:15:00
I just hope that your comments regarding the individual merits of JH and Jags are not aimed at having JH in the side ahead of Jagielka.
There is no comparison..Jags is faster, a better defender and far better in the air.
I have never seen Jags have a sequence of disastrous games as JH has recently had.
He had to be subbed at half time in one match.
Please do not stretch your comments to absurdities.