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I just spent 2 days in Bangkok, our sponsor's home town.

Billboards showing small football exhibitions all over the city, all sponsored by Chang... Did I see the name Everton anywhere? Nope.

Barcelona, Real Madrid everywhere — all sponsored by Chang... life-size mannequins of Messi, Ronaldo etc everywhere.

I even wore my Royal Blue shirt and one Chang employee asked why the Chang logo was on my shirt... god forbid!!!

Sports stores had virtually every EPL team for sale with most French, German, Spanish and Italian clubs... but no Everton.

Okay, our marketing dept is crap, but surely if Kitbag or whoever don't want to support EFC in these markets then why don't they licence the shirts to a local company? Then everybody must win.

Come on Bill, give it some thought.

Mike Hargreaves, Heysham     Posted 12/09/2012 at 05:16:24

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James Morgan
172 Posted 12/09/2012 at 13:34:55
I think we all know that until some people with an idea how to market a football club come in, stories like yours will continue to come to the Toffeeweb mailbag, Mike.
Martin Mason
173 Posted 12/09/2012 at 13:38:27
James, why not give them the benefit of you critical expertise?
Nick Entwistle
174 Posted 12/09/2012 at 13:40:56
Hmmmm, I here's me thinking we advertise Chang and not the other way round.
They pay us money to be on our shirt, we don't pay them for anything at all.
Sam Morrison
175 Posted 12/09/2012 at 13:46:28
Martin, are you suggesting that no-one should criticise the club unless they've run it themselves?
Jim Harrison
181 Posted 12/09/2012 at 14:29:29
Are they not actually "Official Partners", partnerships by their nature are reciprocal? So we advertise them, and they...........................

I have now seen 2 Chang adverts involving Everton, one poster in Malaysia, and one TV advert in Thailand. Not really the coverage you'd expect.

Martin Mason
183 Posted 12/09/2012 at 14:40:52
Sam, not at all, only that any criticism should be justified. The reason why we don't sell shirts is because nobody wants to buy the bloody things not because Everton market them badly. I worked in Bangkok years ago and you could get them in odd shops but nobody bought the stuff so they stopped selling. We are not a brand, brands sell.
Seamus Murphy
184 Posted 12/09/2012 at 14:44:34
Typical Martin Mason — Don't question the club, they know best. After all, they are doing such a wonderful job.
Sam Morrison
185 Posted 12/09/2012 at 14:48:15
Martin; I'm no expert in marketing, but isn't the idea that you change (or re-enforce, if you're already established) the buying patterns of the target consumers?

So whilst I don't know what the club have done (if anything), I'd be disappointed if they peered at any potential market and concluded that 'We don't sell there, so let's not try'.

Saegaran Kana
193 Posted 12/09/2012 at 15:58:32
Martin 183... not that nobody wants to buy it but it's not available... not even fakes! I thought with NIKE on board our kits will be here in a flash but still same as before. We the supporters in these part of the world resort to online purchase only.
Si Cooper
198 Posted 12/09/2012 at 16:15:15
Martin, this isn't just about selling shirts and other merchandise. It is about the failure to take advantage of a presumed relationship with our current sponsor to raise our profile in a potentially rewarding market.

If Chang are sponsoring these events, then we should have someone persuading them to have a few action shots from our games against the top four dotted about so that people might at least notice the Chang logo and ask which team it belongs to.

Or is that too much to ask?

Gareth Morgan
203 Posted 12/09/2012 at 16:27:33
Not being able to buy an Everton shirt in an actual shop (baring Everton 1 and 2) is bound to have an impact on the overseas marketing of the club, The fact that Everton weren't publicised at this event is quite shocking. I find Martins dismissive comment very disrespectful and narrow minded.
James Morgan
205 Posted 12/09/2012 at 16:33:53
Exactly, Seamus.
Sorry Martin, I'll do a little song and dance about how great access to simple things such as A NORTHWEST PREMIER LEAGUE TEAMS JERSEY is in my local store. And I live within roughly 20 miles of Goodison and see a good number of Evertonians knocking about yet have to drive there or order online, but I can pop to my local sports store and buy a friggin Aston Villa top, a team that is the best part of 100 miles away!
Makes sense does it Martin?
The club isn't always right in everything it does you know.
Philip Quilliam
210 Posted 12/09/2012 at 16:51:10
I've never been to Bangkok, so I am speaking from a position of total ignorance- which has never stopped me- but from what I have heard if I only had 2 days there, finding an outlet selling Everton shirts would not be on my "TO DO" list.
Jim Harrison
212 Posted 12/09/2012 at 16:57:44
Phillip. Nana plaza. Say No More.
Dan Brierley
221 Posted 12/09/2012 at 17:28:02
Utter crap I am afraid. The only football shirts you see on sale in Bangkok (incidentally where I am now) are Champions League teams. And understandably, there is a whole section on Leicester City in Survanabhumi Airport.

And the point made above is correct. Why do Chang have to advertise Everton in Bangkok? Its a waste of money for them, we simply have no marketing power, as we haven't won anything since EPL became global. As a brand, you want to be associated with champions, the best of the best. If you want your brand to be the best, how is it a good thing to associate with a team that has no success in the modern era? Chang is a product of Thai Beverage PLC, a company with a turnover in the billions. Blaming Kenwright for not having leverage in their marketing policies is quite frankly ridiculous. Everton is a drop in the ocean to them.

Martin Mason
225 Posted 12/09/2012 at 17:52:01
I wasn't talking about selling shirts in the UK, I was on about selling them abroad. If Everton offered 10 for the price of 1 they still wouldn't sell any in Asia because EFC don't exist there. They hardly exist outside of a 20m radius from Liverpool now

I don't know enough about UK sales to comment but please, cut the normal insinuations and provide evidence of incompetence then I'll make my own mind up and please remember that EFC have proven businessmen with marketing expertise at the club and they know vastly more about marketing than the vast majority of fans. I've always found buying shirts ridiculous anyway and one day it'll go out of fashion.

Ray Roche
228 Posted 12/09/2012 at 18:10:03
Martin Mason @183

"I worked in Bangkok years ago "
What were you? Bill's Ladyboy?

Sam Morrison
229 Posted 12/09/2012 at 18:10:55
Martin - your disdain for shirts notwithstanding, can you answer my point about the general thrust of marketing being to establish new sales?
Gavin Ramejkis
230 Posted 12/09/2012 at 18:08:29
Typical WUM shite again, the club had one of the best known Australian players up to this season in Cahill, we have Tim Howard, had the most marketable US player in years in Landon Donovan on loan twice, have Jelavic of Croatia, have Fellaini and Mirrallas of Belgium, Heitinga of Holland, Coleman, Gibson and Duffy of Ireland and Pienaar of South Africa just to name a few of that 20 mile radius bullshit untapped into in terms of marketing, together with other past players such as Arteta of Spain and the two Chinese lads Li Tie and Li Weifeng never exploited as a marketing pitch in their home countries - yeah that 20 mile raidus and your beloved shitbag of a board doing a fantastic job, what is it you are a marketing expert in the back of beyond again Martin?
Si Cooper
233 Posted 12/09/2012 at 18:04:53
Martin, please consider that the original article isn't just about selling shirts and other merchandise; it is about profile, or building a brand. It may be easier to do that on the back of tangible success, but does that mean we shouldn't try in the mean-time?

Isn't it remotely possible that, having seen posters of Everton players in action with a recognisable logo on their shirts (or even the shirts themselves on a rack next to the more familiar ones), a percentage of the locals may be curious enough to find out about the club. Then, knowing the name Everton, when checking out what EPL games were available for viewing they might just decide to watch the game. Isn't that how advertising works?

Dan Brierly (#221), not sure what point you are trying to make. Chang are associated with us despite our lack of recent success. The fact that they sponsor us isn't exactly a secret, and we aren't that inconsequential that they need to hide the fact. If they are sponsoring these events anyway what harm would it do them to have a few action shots of our players playing the likes of the top 4 clubs. They could even point out that we have beaten these teams on occasion!


You say, "And understandably, there is a whole section on Leicester City in Survanabhumi Airport." which seems to contradict everything else you have written. That section is only there because the sponsors are happy with the association and trying to make it work for both parties.

Noel Lynam
236 Posted 12/09/2012 at 18:28:50
Martin,

Please refer to posts 203 and 428 on the "Do We Still Need the Blue Union" thread for your much sought evidence of the Board's failure to market the club outside of Liverpool (the question at the end of the latter post being one you craftily dodged)

To those that say that Chang pay EFC to advertise their brand and should not be promoting EFC, all I can ask is have you not seen the recent DHL / Man Utd adverts?

Andy Codling
264 Posted 12/09/2012 at 20:32:43
I've noticed Manchester City shirts more and more in Thailand over the last year. I spoke with a Chinese lad in Koh Phi Phi who told me that Liverpool were his team but he is now liking Manchester City (he was aware of Lie Tie's stay at Everton though). It shows everything that is wrong with football.

So, from Chang's point of view, what is the point as no-one will buy any Everton merchandise? The key is Champions League football to succeed commercially in South East Asia and I would imagine with every year spent out the competition then Liverpool will lose fans to Man City etc and therefore revenue over the long term.
Steve Cotton
286 Posted 12/09/2012 at 21:35:26
On a trip to Sydney in January this year, I saw 6 Man City tops in one day. I know this for a fact because my missus thinks I look like a thug wearing my EFC top, so I always point out other Prem team shirts being worn...

The moral of the story is that at that point City had not won the league but were a trillion times more in vogue than we have ever been.
Is it down to money? Success? Or having the best players from around the world in your team?

Problem is we are a bunch on no-marks in footballing terms.... At least Sydney wasn't flooded with RS tops, as per my last visit.
Nick Entwistle
293 Posted 12/09/2012 at 22:36:56
The only time I've seen cross promotion with a club and its shirt sponsor in this country is that DHL advert with Utd.

As from now I'll be using FedEx.

Vic Flange
325 Posted 13/09/2012 at 00:42:47
DHL board meeting... "Let's do a TV ad featuring Man Utd, they're massively successful & supported worldwide."

Chang board meeting... "We could do a TV ad with Everton, but they've won nowt for years & no-one supports 'em."

Honestly, we can't compare to Man Utd any more, we missed the boat years ago.

Eric Myles
333 Posted 13/09/2012 at 02:11:00
Mike, if you got the chance to have a can of Chang Beer or a bottle of Chang water you'd also have noticed Barcelona and Real Madrid on the labels, no Everton.

The only time I've seen Everton linked with Chang was during the world cup when there was a picture of Pienaar around town.

As for the shirts you saw in the shops they were most likely fakes.

Jason Lam
334 Posted 13/09/2012 at 02:49:57
We should've bought Michael Owen.
Martin Mason
336 Posted 13/09/2012 at 03:08:22
Sam@229

and how do you know that the club hasn't been marketing its shirts everywhere? That it has failed to do so doesn't mean that it hasn't tried. Use logic. Same for you Gavin, you get a tiny fraction of the story and think you have the big picture.

Noel@236

There hasn’t been a shred of proof posted on here about the board’s failure to market its products only large does of opinion and conjecture and I craftily dodge nothing, I walk away when I see silence, spit flecked mouths and swiveling eyeballs. You compare the mighty blues with Man United? Absolutely delusional. We’re the smallest club in Liverpool never mind the Northwest and never mind the EPL, we don’t register on any scale where shirt sales actually happen.

Ben Dyke
344 Posted 13/09/2012 at 07:09:06
I'm with Martin on this. Until we have someone on Toffeeweb that actually works for the club all our discussion on marketing failures etc is pure speculation.

I actually think that for the size of our fan base the club does a good job. Do we really think the club in its meetings with Chang can say "no we don't want your £10M unless you promise that we will have 15,000 posters of Leon Osman life size all over Thailand." It's up to Chang what they do in Thailand. We don't have the money to do a major poster campaign in Stanley Park let alone Thailand! I respect the fact that the money we get in is substantially paid out on players and that's it.

As for the kitbag deal. Can't we just accept the fact that we are hard up and do the best we can? I worked for the Rugby Football League for ten years which has a lot of issues in common with a small Premier League club and I know how hard everyone works to compete for whatever commercial deals they can get. There are not queues and queues of people lining up to desperately be involved with Everton FC.

To my mind the deals we get are slightly above what I would expect for a club of our size and current stature. Win a cup and it may change very marginally. Get in to Europe consistently and again small increases. Win the Premier League – yes we're on the map again.

I know we are proud Evertonians but we live in a dream world sometimes that our incompetent office staff sit round all day turning down massive deals because they can't stop playing solitaire on their PCs. We aren't fashionable, we don't have European Cup pedigree, we don't have World Class names. We haven't won anything for ages.

Until I have evidence I will just keep supporting the club on and off the pitch. I honestly don't think Moyes would do such a good job if he knew Bill was spitefully turning down huge offers for the club either. They just aren't happening. Fingers crossed they might in our lifetime but I would actually rather be us than City.

Noel Lynam
345 Posted 13/09/2012 at 07:33:49
Martin,

I've already spelt out to you the lack of EFC marketing in a country where we know there is a sizeable EFC fanbase and demand for merchandise, while Gavin has given other examples of failure to capitalise on marketing opportunities in other countries outside your mythical 20m (is that metres or miles?) radius. So I won't re-post that.

In the interests of fairness, however I wil re-post the question that you say you didn't dodge (although never answered) to allow you respond now:

One final point Martin, regarding your "We are small now because we are small” comment. You are stating your belief that we are small (by the way, it’s your opinion that we are small, one which I wholeheartedly disagree with) simply because….well, for no other reason than we just are. If so, then it stands to reason that the board can neither be blamed or praised for our current standing. If you truly believe that to be the case, then why on earth do you expend so much time and energy praising their actions?
Norman Merrill
347 Posted 13/09/2012 at 07:41:20
Martin, & Ben. Thanks for two sensible comments.
Martin Mason
349 Posted 13/09/2012 at 07:56:51
Ben, exceptional comment and thank you

Noel, we are financially a small club which is all that matters and I state that as fact not for dicussion. I do not praise the board, I defend them against irrational criticism, there's a massive difference. History doesn't make us big or in any way justify the totally irrational expectations of some of our fans.

Richard Jones
353 Posted 13/09/2012 at 07:38:59
Martin, you really are the clubs gimp on this forum!

In terms of failure, The Club's professionals have failed to market the club just as the White Star Line failed to make the Titanic sail to New York. How do we know they failed? Well, the ship sank; how do we know our "professionals" have failed to market us abroad? Well, we've had numerous stars who have been heroes in their own country playing for us and failed to capitalize on it. Tim Cahill, Tim Howard, Landon Donavan, etc.

We have massive historic Celtic connections and yet we've failed to market ourselves in Ireland even though we are the closest EPL club to Dublin. As someone said on a different forum, we are in the biggest league in the world and as you said yourself no-one knows us. That statement itself says it all: the whole point of marketing is to make yourself known.
Noel Lynam
355 Posted 13/09/2012 at 08:42:27
Martin Mason @ 349:

"I do not praise the board, I defend them against irrational criticism, there's a massive difference"

Martin Mason on 'Do We Still Need The Blue Union? thread

"Would you prefer us to be in the first division with healthy accounts? Of course you wouldn't - you just like to perpetuate the myth that EFC are doing badly because of the current board. We are doing amazingly well because of them..."

Noel Lynam
357 Posted 13/09/2012 at 08:44:36
Vic @ 325,

I was not suggesting Chang should be doing a TV ad campaign with EFC. I used DHL as an example to show that clubs can get their retail partners to promote them. Someone mentioned Leicester City in Bangkok airport too due to their retail partner / sponsor. Nobody will convince me Leicester City are more marketeable that EFC outside of anywhere but the midlands.The point is that more can be done and should have been done.

Agreed, we (i.e. the Board and Club) missed the boat and are way behind MUFC in terms of how the club is marketed. That's no excuse not to try maximise revenue streams via existing and future marketing opportunities (examples already given)

Philip Quilliam
361 Posted 13/09/2012 at 09:03:02
Richard 353. Not sure just how big Tim Howard and Landon Donovan are in the US. Whenever I have been to the States, "soccer" is very much a minority sport in that the kids play it a lot but as they get older the overwhelming majority support American Football, rounders - sorry - baseball or netball - sorry - basketball.

In fact when I mentioned Tim Howard no one had heard of him. In fact no one had heard of Ronaldo, Messi, Iniesta, Rooney etc. To be fair hardly anyone had heard of the Football World Cup and even the Olympics don't register on their importance scale. This is not surprising when their idea of World News is an election in Canada.
Richard Jones
378 Posted 13/09/2012 at 10:03:36
In terms of the football community in the US, Phillip, they are as big as you can get — that was what I meant.

What about Tim Cahill in Australia? I think he is a household name... it really doesn't matter, we could have Messi playing here and I wouldn't trust the morons running our club to exploit it to its full potential because they haven't got a clue.

I think Everton Place told us all we needed to know, FFS — they didn't even know we didn't own the land to build on it!!!
Sam Morrison
380 Posted 13/09/2012 at 10:15:38
Martin, you started out being dismissive and have graduated to rude.

Nowhere do I allege that I know what the board have tried to do. I've simply been making the case that unless there are consumers to be won, or kept, marketing people wouldn't exist. Please read the post properly.

Martin Mason
383 Posted 13/09/2012 at 10:29:10
Noel@355

I was defending them still and it is impossible to defend them without this also coming across as praise. What I mean is that I'd never initiate any post praising the board.

Martin Mason
386 Posted 13/09/2012 at 10:32:27
Richard@351

You are stating opinion as fact and trying to apply a totally irrelevant and ridiculous analogy of a ship and a football club. The club have failed to sell a lot of shirts everywhere? prove that they have not made every reasonable attempt possible to do so which is what matters. I've told you why they don't sell shirts, they don't sell shirts because nobody will buy them. Who are Everton? When did they last beat Barcelona in the CL?

James Morgan
394 Posted 13/09/2012 at 11:27:40
Martin, I don't remember Aston Villa beating Barcelona recently but I can buy their shirt in my local sports store.

We might not sell as many as United, Liverpool and even City now, but I'm sure we can outsell Bolton and Wigan, which funnily enough I can also buy. Easier access might just shift a few extra jerseys.
Martin Mason
401 Posted 13/09/2012 at 12:03:22
Let me ask another thing. Is the sale of scarves driven by demand or supply. If the board were at fault it could only be due to the latter. Otherwise you don't see EFC scarves around for the very simple reason that there is no demand for them.
Matt Traynor
430 Posted 13/09/2012 at 13:58:14
Thai Beverage have done plenty down the years to promote Everton in Asia. I've listed numerous examples in previous posts and won't repeat them here, but they have pushed the association in Thailand (obviously), Malaysia, Singapore and Indonesia (to a lesser extent, as not a key market for them).

I could be wrong on this, but I am pretty sure that we were their first major sporting partner, certainly the first in Europe (which was a market they wanted to grow their presence in).

Companies in sports marketing don't just throw money at a team. It's all based on deliverables, KPIs, ROMI (return on marketing investment). Sometimes it's just the company buying the association with a successful brand (Man U and almost any of their shirt sponsors in history). Sometimes there's a connection between the owners of the club and the sponsors (QPR, Man City).

Sponsors are invariably after some gain - the betting websites etc. are notorious for their short term deals - they just want their URL known which they get from the domestic TV, and hey presto they're off after 1-2 years. Others will work with their team to maximise the benefits of the deal, and I believe this has been the case with Thai Bev.

It's just possible that Thai Bev have outgrown this deal, outgrown Everton maybe.

Alan McGuffog
432 Posted 13/09/2012 at 14:06:09
I was in Koh Samui three years ago and I couldn't even find a bottle of fucking Chang to buy. We should have approached Threlfalls
Matt Traynor
434 Posted 13/09/2012 at 14:11:50
Alan, if you went to Fisherman's Village then it's just like any other pub in the UK. Guinness, Heineken, Strongbow etc. etc. Maybe not as expensive! But certainly full of Brit 'arl arses putting the world to rights!
Alan McGuffog
452 Posted 13/09/2012 at 15:23:17
Matt...off to continue my search in Hua Hin in a few weeks. Any suggested watering holes ? I'll be watching the derby in a bar over there, hopefully, and I'm dreading all the kopites crawling out of the woodwork with the roaches !
Si Cooper
491 Posted 13/09/2012 at 16:57:42
Ben Dyke (#344) - 'Do we really think the club in its meetings with Chang can say "no we don't want your £10M unless you promise that we will have 15,000 posters of Leon Osman life size all over Thailand." It's up to Chang what they do in Thailand. We don't have the money to do a major poster campaign in Stanley Park let alone Thailand!'

I wasn't thinking of 15,000 posters of Ossie, but I am surprised that we don't have some sort of mutually beneficial agreement with our 'official partners' for the duration of their sponsorship so that, for instance, when they are sponsoring football events in their home country we get some exposure as well. Is that an absolute no-no, or possibly just something that wasn't discussed when the sponsorship deal was brokered?

Otherwise, it sort of makes you think "Why are we sponsored by Chang at all?"
Maybe, nobody else would stump up the same sort of cash, but personally I might have been tempted by a smaller amount from a sponsor who might give me plenty of exposure in their home market.

Philip Quilliam
494 Posted 13/09/2012 at 17:28:37
Perhaps taking part in a pre season tournament in Indonesia will help raise our profile maybe for instance in Java.
Noel Lynam
522 Posted 13/09/2012 at 20:01:47
Martin,

Yet more goalpost shifting. You don't initiate posts praising the Board, you just praise them when others criticise them - is that it?

To recap, you are on record, in black and white, as praising the Board. Multiple times.

Then claiming you don't praise the Board and only defend them against "irrational criticism".

Then, when presented with proof (which I know you value) of your praise of the Board, you claim that you meant that you don't initiate a post praising the Board.

All this after claiming that "we are small now because we are small", logic which renders any praise or criticism of the Board irrelevant.

And you claim it's others whose posts are "irrational"...

Colin Wainwright
524 Posted 13/09/2012 at 20:27:29
Noel, you really are banging your head against a brick wall mate. A really thick one at that.
Peter Barry
569 Posted 14/09/2012 at 06:22:19
Chang sponsor the Premier League Sky/Star broadcasts shown here in Bali on Indovision and presumably all over Asia they always start advertise upcoming games and start EVERY game and begin again after half time with a Chang advert which shows a compilation of EVERTON players in action. Even though the SAME advert has been playing for a couple of years now and is becoming very dated as Cahill is very prominent in them.
Martin Mason
570 Posted 14/09/2012 at 06:45:57
Noel

I can see that logic and comprehension aren’t your strong points so let me try again. I often defend the board from the often irrational criticism it gets on here. I don’t always defend it though. Now, in defending it there will be times where it is unavoidable to give it credit. For example if I say that they have done very well to get us to 7th place on the lowest net spend in the EPL then that is a defence to a criticism that they’ve done badly and it is giving them the credit that only an idiot would deny them in this particular case. You’ve added 2 and 2 and got 5 I’m afraid; nice try but no Mars Bar. My point on not initiating posts in praise of the board then is very simple, I don’t post to praise the board only respond to defend them. Were I to initiate posts praising the board it would indicate some kind of unconditional support and praise which I don’t give them. Do you get it now? Colin, are you beginning to understand it?

Colin, being thick is a problem I've had all of the way through my life especially through University and getting a First Class Honours degree in Engineering when they were real. It blights me terribly now as an Engineering Manager running my own humble little operation. Just imagine the potential I could have reached if I'd been as bright as some on here. Perhaps I could then see what a mess these charlatans on the EFC board are making, what fools they are making of us their customers. Yes, I may have even bought an Everton shirt but of course they don't sell them outside of Walton do they never mind Horsham.

Noel Lynam
572 Posted 14/09/2012 at 07:27:31
Martin,

Congrats on the education - that validates all your previous contradictions. Case closed.

Derek Thomas
573 Posted 14/09/2012 at 07:37:29
Martin...' you only respond to defend them '.

Defend this then; Fortress, KD, DK, no AGM's, Park Place, even down to the lagging on the pipes, year after year of ' xx million' ' operating expenses'. Fernandes, Gosling, Pienaar, Vadis.

Martin Mason
574 Posted 14/09/2012 at 08:07:21
Derek, what can I defend or not defend? You haven't raised an argument.
John Keating
575 Posted 14/09/2012 at 08:13:26
Martin 386.
You said the analogy between a ship and a football club is ridiculous.
I can remember numerous posts from you stating that football is a business and best left to businessmen to run, what with their detachment and expertise.
And of course how can anyone forget your " that's why supporters shouldn't run football clubs " remark. Probably your greatest own goal, of which there have been a few.
If its only a business and we should remain detached and treat it like one, why don't you support a more successful business ??
Regarding degrees and university education. Well that does not mean if you have one you can't be thick.
My, modest business and career, has been spent bailing arseholes with degrees out of the holes they've dug themselves and others into !!
Could it be like the rest of us there's a bit more involved ??
And if so, should we not treat the board with more personnel and a higher level of critisicm ?
Ciarán McGlone
576 Posted 14/09/2012 at 08:14:17
Good grief,

To suggest that the board deserves credit for getting us to seventh with 'the lowest spend in the EPL' is an abrogation of sense in every department.

I don't know where to even begin with that non-sequitur.

ps: Martin, you lose in the intelligence stakes once you start listing qualifications – irrespective of your incoherent musings.

Martin Mason
578 Posted 14/09/2012 at 08:32:02
John

I don’t believe that I’ve ever said that it is ONLY a business. From the point of view of the board it’s a business. From the point of view of the fans it isn’t a business at all; we are at the very base level customers of what the business sells and we exercise the choice on which business we buy that product from, let’s call it “support?” Most that support EFC do so because we have ties from the area or we were introduced to the product by friends or family? Most of us a far more deeply involved than being simply purchasers of the product though.

I “support” the Everton business because I was originally from the area, my relatives introduced me to the club and I’ve had the pleasure of watching them through bad and good times, I have an association with them that transcends business although it is pretty irrational in this day and age

Did I say I can’t be thick? Read again and be sure of one thing; you’ve never bailed me out and I’d bet I’d buy and sell you on or at anything any time. Although I have a degree I also did a trade apprenticeship and went the ONC/HNC route when they were real qualifications. It were reet tough when I were a lad, you guys just wouldn’t understand though.

Sam Morrison
580 Posted 14/09/2012 at 09:12:50
Martin, one thing you can clearly buy or sell anyone on is the clarity of your own self-satisfaction. But as I mentioned above, twice, you still haven't explained to us plebs what marketing people are for if not to generate revenue through retaining, or in this case establishing customer bases.

Before you start accusing me of accusing the board of X again, I'm really not. I'm just hoping that they are being more creative and constructive than shrugging and saying "no-one wants to buy our shirts!".

Martin Mason
583 Posted 14/09/2012 at 09:29:36
Sam, thanks, I really am a smarmy, self satisfied, SOB

Sam, what if nobody wants to buy our shirts? Do we get the board to force them to buy :-)

What you ask needs no explanation.

Richard Jones
584 Posted 14/09/2012 at 00:15:55
You're like a one-trick pony with your deflective "that's your opinion" comment, Martin; it's an opinion based on many facts that you ignore and the common-sense that you are clearly lacking!!
Sam Morrison
589 Posted 14/09/2012 at 09:41:42
Thanks, that clears up the role of marketing totally.
Richard Jones
610 Posted 14/09/2012 at 12:23:06
Martin, we couldn't even organize a shop on the back of the Park End, there's a fact for you!!
Jay Harris
622 Posted 14/09/2012 at 13:49:14
Martin (and Dan to an extent),
you are not the only person on here with a degree and not the only person who has been successful, however that does not give your opinion on marketing any more importance than someone without a degree, in fact if you park your arrogance for a second you will find that listening to other people's views is far more educational than a "head in sand" and "mightier than thou" approach.

Anyone can see that our club is not well run and fails to exploit opportunity.

I happen to believe it is because the board are disinterested and in Kenwrights case is that he is too busy in London to see what is going on at Goodison except for coming up for the match.

Can anyone condone a statement from a chairman of a large organisation who says "I don't know where 24 million unexplained operating costs are going"

I am sure as hell if it was your business you would want to know.

Colin Wainwright
623 Posted 14/09/2012 at 14:09:11
I was talking about the wall Martin.
Martin Mason
628 Posted 14/09/2012 at 14:25:24
Richard, we didn't own the land so how can we build there?

Jay, you are stating an opinion, do you not understand that. "anyone can see" is not a statement of proof.

You don't understand a balance sheet neither do you mate? Any balance sheet at thet level will list "other costs". The balance sheet of every club in the EPL lists a line item of "other costs" (go and look at them). What is it that you don't understand about "other" costs, it means those not specifically listed.

Of course you have a conspiricy theory about the "other costs" but you find it hard to say. Get it out please so that I can ask you to provide a shred of evidence for it. You don't have a bloody scooby; please don't say you have a degree? I'll take mine back to the cracker shop if you do.

Gavin Ramejkis
642 Posted 14/09/2012 at 14:32:51
Sorry to have missed this thread build up but have real world work to deal with. Martin you say "Same for you Gavin, you get a tiny fraction of the story and think you have the big picture." For a professed engineer by stocking trade to cut out the other guff, what exactly is this bigger picture? You constantly cherry pick to suit you own agenda and lambast demanding proof of anyone that doesn't share your view of BK and the mismanagement of the club deeming us worse evertonians. The poor marketing is just another example of another missed opportunity and the club has a growing hall of shame of those.

You simply can't make claims such as the board getting the club to 7th place when not a man jack o them is on the touch line and the players are funded by income coming despite and not because of them and the actually coal face winning sufficient games to achieve 7th is down to the Manager not the board or chairman. It like a sad roundabout churning the same tired line ad nauseum, the straw man arguments will continue to be dismantled as quickly as they are repeated.

The club could do better on so many things, the argument of no one would buy the shirts is a traversty of your own and oddlly BK's perspective alone, where's the evidence? Where's the evidence that a marketing campaign to widen the branding of the club seeking additional sponsorships and corporate partnerships has failed or was never worthy of being tried out? A project should define the decision points made for the selection of the path to proceed with examples of what was not chosen with supporting reasons why as part of the originating business case. Unfortunately BK's track record on cold hard documented facts is no plan B, no disconnect and shutdown of the project when it clearly no longer met the original business justification and continued to waste monies

Or would you deny the evidence of those monies wasted on a fatally flawed project despite them being available via a freedom of information act request?

Andy Crooks
644 Posted 14/09/2012 at 15:14:41
Martin, whatever these "operating costs ", are, surely the chairman should know?
Jay Harris
645 Posted 14/09/2012 at 15:15:34
Martin
you really are an arrogant xxxx.

For your information I actually have 3 degrees.

One in marketing,one in accountancy and one from the University of life (which is far more valuable than the other 2). I also own a multi million dollar comapny which has been very successfully run since 1998.

You can do what you like with your degree but you can stick your patronising attitude up your arse.

Philip Quilliam
656 Posted 14/09/2012 at 16:01:43
The whole problem with this increasingly intemperate discussion is that we don't know a football club that does marketing well resulting in a fiscally prudent and successful club that is keeping all their fans happy. If we had a role model that we could base operation on then it would help. Unfortunately there is no such animal
Sam Morrison
661 Posted 14/09/2012 at 16:20:26
I'm still baffled as to what it is marketing men and women actually do, having now been enlightened that the last thing they would try is marketing something. The very idea!

I guess when I get my degree in engineering it'll all make sense.

Jay Harris
663 Posted 14/09/2012 at 16:20:47
Philip you may be right but for sure there are an awful lot of clubs that do it better then us.

If you look at our commercial income it pails in comparison with many other clubs.

There are so many opportunities the club could exploit and so many other areas that could be improved.

Jay Harris
665 Posted 14/09/2012 at 16:37:24
Sam,
you are right.

We should all get a degree in engineering then we can learn how to bury our heads in the sand and convince ourselves we cannot do better because we are already perfect.

In fact it could be the future of mankind if we could all get a degree in engineering.

EUREKA.

Rory Slingo
675 Posted 14/09/2012 at 16:26:00
Andy, knowing the numbers is Elstone's job. As a qualified accountant and CEO, there's really nothing for him to hide behind. He simply must know, it's his job. He's really the one who should be answerable for the dismal state of commercial affairs at the club. Yet, he never seems to take much heat on here unfortunately.
Martin Mason
678 Posted 14/09/2012 at 17:36:14
Here we go, here we go, here we go!!! fight! Fight!
Martin Mason
680 Posted 14/09/2012 at 17:38:54
Jay, one degree in marketing and one in accountancy? So you don't actually have any real qualifications then?
Alan Noon
682 Posted 14/09/2012 at 17:41:02
Having lived in Asia for many years I think I can sum up the Asian psyche a little. In general clubs feel that Asia is a massive market to crack....well, it isn't at least not for a football club. The premiership has a good reach but that is the product for Asians not a football club as such. There will always be exceptions such as Man Utd and dare I say Liverpool but Asians tend to follow specific players, so when Becks signed for Real Madrid there was an explosion of shirt sales (mostly fake!). When you look at potential revenue streams for a football club then there isn't one (excluding Real, Man Utd., Barca etc). So, I think the criticism aimed at Everton marketing team is completely unjust, if they went and spent £5M on a marketing campaign (which is cheap btw) then the same people complaining about our lack of activity would be saying we're spending too much on peripheral activities.
Martin Mason
689 Posted 14/09/2012 at 17:41:47
Let me give you an example about marketing and selling shirts. Everton make a Polo shirt for say J10 (it's worth J5) and try to sell it in a shop in Horsham or Bangkok. There are many people in these 2 cities who are interested in a stylish Polo shirt and they could sell thousands if the quality is good. Now, they die the shirt Blue, stick logos on it and write Everton in large letters on it and ask for J50. In the Horsham area where they support Brighton and the London clubs, ten lads spit or piss on it and even I, the only Evertonian in the place don't buy the rubbish thing so by making it an Everton shirt they have made it unsellable. In Bangkok there's even less interest now because nobody has heard of Everton so the shopkeeper ends up taking it down and not buying any more.

OK, the question is what f*cking marketing genius can sell a J50 polo shirt worth J5 to somebody who either hates Everton or has never heard of them which means about 99.999999% of people on the planet? the EFC board doesn't go out and try to market shirts because our shirts are unsellable, until we get exposure and become a brand EFC is irrelevant. Our board don't try big time to sell shirts because they know about selling not because they don't know.

Oh yes let's set up a marketing operation in Australia to cash in on Tim, this would probably sell 3 shirts to go with the 2 in America if we cash in on the other Tim

Oh yes, United can sell shirts, now I wonder why that is? Oh yes, they have constant exposure worldwide and Muppets have heard of them.

I really worry about the future of our club, not because of the bloody board or manager but because of our own fans.

This is why football fans don't run football clubs.

Barry Rathbone
692 Posted 14/09/2012 at 18:03:59
......because it's the fans fault we've won fuck all isn't it Martin?

another top post mate

John Keating
693 Posted 14/09/2012 at 18:13:51
Barry
we just have to accept that we have supporters who want to better the club, move forward, try to improve on and off the pitch, question the board, at least try to bring some glory days back. Then we have those who are quite happy to accept - mediocrity.
Martin Mason
694 Posted 14/09/2012 at 18:18:10
No Barry, it's the fans fault for expecting and demanding that we win something.
Noel Lynam
699 Posted 14/09/2012 at 18:19:43
"From the point of view of the fans it isn’t a business at all..."

Martin,

On several occasions you have stated your opinion that the Blue Union are not representative of the fans because - among other things - they are a minority.

You then make a sweeping statement like the above, claiming to know how the fans view things.

Was there a module on irony in that engineering degree? The evidence throughout this thread is that you can't even engineer an argument that's not self-contradictory.

Gavin Ramejkis
704 Posted 14/09/2012 at 18:52:30
Priceless: "This is why football fans don't run football clubs", so in summing up, your honour, I give you the shameless waste of oxygen Bill Kenshite Esquire, trumpeted Everton fan running his so-called beloved Everton Football Club to the dogs.

Or want a reclaim on being misquoted as that's pretty much verbatim?

Martin Mason
711 Posted 14/09/2012 at 19:01:35
John@693

You forgot to add "without a clue between them of how this could ever actually be achieved"

Gavin
The difference between you and Bill is that he helps run a football club and knows how a football club is run. You're a fan and you don't. That is why fans don't run football clubs.

Brent Stephens
714 Posted 14/09/2012 at 19:10:53
An accountant and engineering convention was being held. On the train to the convention, there were both accounting and engineering majors. Each of the engineering majors had his/her own train ticket. But the accountants had only ONE ticket for all of them. The engineers started laughing and snickering. The accountants ignored the laughter.

Then, one of the accountants said, "Here comes the conductor". All of the accountants piled into the bathroom. The engineers were puzzled. The conductor came aboard and collected tickets from all the engineers. He went to the bathroom, knocked on the door, and said "Ticket please". An accountant stuck their only ticket under the door. The conductor took the ticket and left. A few minutes later, the accountants emerged from the bathroom. The engineers felt really stupid.

On the way back from the convention, the group of engineering majors had ONE ticket for their group. They started snickering at the accountants, who had NO tickets amongst them. When the accountant lookout shouted "Conductor coming!", all the accountants again piled into a bathroom. All of the engineers went into another bathroom. Then, before the conductor came on board, one of the accountants left the bathroom, knocked on the other bathroom, and said "Ticket please".

Si Cooper
724 Posted 14/09/2012 at 19:05:59
Alan (#682) and Martin (#689), will both of you go back to the OP and re-read it. I think that you will find that it wasn't JUST about selling merchandise.

Martin, I have tried to engage you on the other aspect of the post, whereby our current sponsor wasn't actively promoting our club at an ideal opportunity, ie. football events that they were sponsoring. Okay, there have been some responses that say that isn't Chang's responsibility (and we may not be 'big' enough for them anymore), some that say other sponsors do it for their teams, and even one that says Chang do advertise their association with us openly and regularly.

Parking the argument about availability of shirts, etc, do you think it would be unreasonable to have an agreement in place with your chief sponsor that took advantage of ALL opportunities to advertise our club? If you do agree with that, would you also agree that responsibility for the provision of such an agreement would likely lie with our marketing department? Providing we are still in agreement, can you not see any merit in what was in the original post instead of trying to dismiss it completely?

Andy Crooks
726 Posted 14/09/2012 at 19:36:21
You've peaked ,Martin,time to stop while it's still a bit amusing.
Ciarán McGlone
729 Posted 14/09/2012 at 19:52:45
I'm begging you Mason, stop.

You obviously think that if you talk complete bollocks with authority that some numpty will believe it.

You're bringing the intelligence level of this site down... Considerably.

John Crawley
739 Posted 14/09/2012 at 19:37:08
Hmm
1999: Spurs net assets £41 million; Everton net assets £20 million
2011: Spurs net assets £70 million; Everton net liabilities £35 million.

I've got to admit Martin I'm a bit confused as to why you think the current board are doing such a good job.

James Morgan
741 Posted 14/09/2012 at 19:42:47
I've got a mate who has a degree in engineering and he's a right thick cunt.
Just saying.
John Crawley
746 Posted 14/09/2012 at 20:33:35
James I can understand why you are a bit pissed off with Martin's comments, but as my dad would say - rise above it!
Gavin Ramejkis
749 Posted 14/09/2012 at 20:34:17
Martin selective to the extreme, one of BK's human shield modus operandi has been his "I'm a fan" on countless occasions spewed to the sheeple and press. So unfortunately BK "Helping" to run a business he is chairman of is a crass avoidance of just what a chairman does and teflon shoulder-pads his failings to do so.

Is he a fan or not, Martin? Remembering carefully in his own words he has gushed it on countless occasions, again the differentiation between BK and myself from the "helping" to run Everton appears to be that I didn't borrow heavily from friends to take over a business, fuck them over with a character assassination, then reputedly borrow heavily from another friend to remove the only challenge to his chairmanship and in doing so come up with an utterly disgraceful tissue of lies and deception of the FSF fairy tale and loss of the KD.
Jay Harris
757 Posted 14/09/2012 at 21:24:31
Gavin,
I know you don't need any help from me but I wouldnt even bother mate.

He already has most of toffeewebbers pissing themselves laughing at the nonesense and to think I used to look up to engineers.

Brent #714 nice one for a Friday afternoon.LOL

Gavin Ramejkis
760 Posted 14/09/2012 at 21:53:54
I know Jay I often tail off the WUM threads as they only feed the penchant for attention
Martin Mason
793 Posted 15/09/2012 at 03:53:17
I'm retiring undefeated again because were down to the same old exhausted rhetoric where you give up trying to actually make any point or actually answering any of the points I make and instead try to rubbish me of course failing miserably.

Noel@699

Of course it isn't a business for the fans. How much profit have you made on Everton recently?

This is why fans don't run football clubs and why small unrepresentative minorities are rightly unable to influence them.

Rory Slingo
800 Posted 15/09/2012 at 05:27:19
Hang on there, champion. Why don't you answer some questions for a change? Like what have Spurs and Villa achieved on the pitch in the last 10 years, compared to Everton? How much better have they done in Europe? How many times have they finished above us? And why is it then, that you can find their merchandise in stores all over the world, outside the cities they're from, despite them not being named after the city they're in and people outside UK unlikely to know where they even play? They might sell 6 shirts in Asia all year, so why aren't their merchandising departments making a loss and why haven't they followed Everton's example by signing an exclusive distribution deal for the next 10 years if it's such a bloody good idea? Why is Everton the only top club in the EPL that loses money doing their own merchandising? Why is Everton the only top club in the EPL whose merchandise you can't find in stores anywhere? Which other English club has fans who find it difficult to near impossible to buy kit within their own city!? Which other club partnered with Nike, has them direct fans to order their team's shirt from somewhere else? What else have Everton done since signing the Kitbag deal? Does a merchandise or marketing 'team' still come in to work for the next 10 years and get a salary for sitting around, waiting for Kitbag's check to arrive each month? What else do they bloody do?

I know that's a lot of questions but I'm sure an engineer of your calibre can handle it. The evidence is there that our peers have done better than Everton in the commercial department, so the onus is now on you to prove that our CEO and his merry men have been doing all they can in that regard. And if they have done their best but failed to do better than clubs around us, then they're clearly not up to the task and we should be looking for more competent people who are up to the job. If they haven't done their best, well, what do you do to shirkers in your company?

Derek Thomas
801 Posted 15/09/2012 at 06:11:26
Martin, how many times is it now you've taken a severe kicking from all and sundry and then 'retired undefeated'? 2 or 3?

Gavin; for Martin's answer to your #749, see his none answer at #574...

Roll on Monday night.

Martin Mason
802 Posted 15/09/2012 at 06:31:56
Rory

I’m not accusing the club of not having done their best and so don’t have to prove anything. The onus of proof is on those who say that they aren’t doing their best. Can you show that Villa and Spurs actually make a lot of money from shirt sales abroad even though you say that their shirts are available and Everton’s aren’t? In the shop I recently visited in Asia none of these shirts were available, none are available where I am now and I don’t believe that they are widely available anywhere. Why would a butterfly fan with the choice of associating himself with any team in the world buy an 8th rated small English team with no European exposure? I ask again, why should any non partisan supporter pay J50 for an Everton shirt worth J5? Two things influence me, If I want an Everton shirt I can buy one any time as anybody can. Everton’s board has several successful retailers who have forgotten more about selling shirts than the total knowledge their critics have ever possessed. Why should I believe that somehow shirts aren't available and the EFC board don't know about selling shirts.
You may be right but to convince me you need better arguments which show that they are losing money by their actions or that they could significantly increase revenue by different actions or perhaps why you know better than proven successful retailers. I'd also like to see EFCs side of the argument. The evidence isn’t there, you provide no evidence mate only opinion. We get rid of shirkers but we don’t do it via kangaroo courts, the people doing the judgement are experts in the field and the person has the right to defend himself. There’s the difference.

Best Wishes

Martin Mason
803 Posted 15/09/2012 at 07:00:39
I posted earlier that I'd had a post deleted. I was talking out of my starfish, I generate so many responses from my fans that the posts had disappeared miles back up the list. My apologies to the censors, sorry our wonderful moderators.
Richard Jones
805 Posted 15/09/2012 at 07:48:04
Martin — you retire as Champion of the most deluded and least lacking in common-sense on the thread... Congratulations! Your lickspittleing knows no bounds.
Sam Morrison
807 Posted 15/09/2012 at 08:01:02
The onus of proof? Are you taking a skeptics stance of empirical evidence versus faith? About the performance of a football clubs board? Martin, I'm now suspecting you're a construct yourself.
Rory Slingo
814 Posted 15/09/2012 at 07:20:16
Martin, first of all the only director on the board with any retail experience is Sir Philip Carter during his time at Littlewoods. And look what happened to them. Started off as a shopping catalogue company in the 70s and ultimately failed on the high street by the mid-00's. Kenwright is an actor, Jon Woods is an ex-video game producer and then we have one Robert Earl, from an F&B background. Mr Planet Hollywood, owns 23% of EFC with BCR Sports, his investment vehicle registered in the BVI. Planet Hollywood has gone bankrupt twice and had to close 100 outlets worldwide, including the one here in Singapore which I saw the rise and fall of in the 90s. They're left with 15 outlets operating and forever in financial problems. Then we have our CEO who whilst at his rugby league club Castleford Tigers, oversaw the club's preparatory work towards relocation to a new stadium. He also had a hand in the formation of the Scottish Premier League and the Super League. Lots of experience marketing a product outside its own captive audience there then. Can you see a pattern there Martin, between the people in charge of Everton and their previous MO? Mail order, failure on the high street, stadium relocation...

There is no one at the club who understands the Asian market, or any market it seems, that's why they had to farm merchandising out to a 3rd party. I don't need to show that Villa and Spurs are making a lot of money from shirt sales abroad. That's irrelevant. What is relevant is that their shirts ARE available abroad and they're not losing money doing it while at the same time they benefit from the exposure that it brings. Zero dollars spent on that exposure I might add.

You keep talking about marketing the club to Asians out in the boonies who have never heard of Everton. I'm not talking about butterfly fans, I'm talking about existing, along-for-the-ride with disposable income fans. I've got 200 locals in the supporters group who have to organize themselves into groups of about 5 or 6 to order their kit online to maximise savings on shipping. Meanwhile that lone, deluded Villan fan in the pub down the road from me can go down to the shop and buy one. I guess that makes sense in Bizarro land.

I was born and raised in Singapore to an English father. Never lived in the UK. Dad was from Bedfordshire. You know how I became a fan? He used to play lots of Lennon & McCartney that's how I knew about Liverpool. My favourite color is blue. One day I went to my mates house and saw the '87 league champions poster on his wall. I asked who Everton were and he said they were from Liverpool. I thought, a team from Liverpool, plays in blue and they're champions?! I'm in! It's as simple as that when you're 10 years old. No one knows when or how the next fan is going to come about. I've worked retail long enough to know impulse buys happen. Who knows, that kid who saw us come back 4-4 against Man U, that Phil Neville challenge, or saw AJ make the Shite look stupid, might just see the blue shirt in a shop which seals the deal and he becomes an EFC fan. What's for damn sure is that if it's not on the shelf, no one can buy it. And you know that old chestnut, out of sight, out of mind. It's not costing other clubs to have their kit available. Why did Everton lose money doing it with all this wonderful experience on tap on the board?

Martin Mason
821 Posted 15/09/2012 at 09:42:58
All of the board are successful businessmen as are many others associated with the club, all businesses are based on selling. They are not stupid and the concept that they are missing out on significant sales because they don't understand how to sell is not credible, I'm afraid you haven't made it less so
Ian Bennett
823 Posted 15/09/2012 at 09:55:15
Martin they are relatively successful businessmen to us. However, they aren't very successful business people amongst their peers and here is the problem.
John Keating
824 Posted 15/09/2012 at 10:02:41
Martin
I've been working in the oil industry - worldwide - since the early 70's and nothing has changed.
If you're a shirker you're out, no debate or chit chat, believe me you're gone.
One big difference is in the early days those who did the hiring and firing were experts in their fields.
Now a lot of people at the top end are tossers with little or no experience. They've got there not by what they know but by who they know.
Lots of them are engineers with degrees
Andy Crooks
828 Posted 15/09/2012 at 11:05:47
Rory, an excellent post # 814. I believe that any open minded person would see that what you say makes sense. However,do you really live in Singapore? Can you prove it? Or is it just your opinion?
Derek Thomas
830 Posted 15/09/2012 at 11:22:31
Andy #828 excellent, really good of you to take over now Martin has retired undefeated ( again ) All other posters please direct your querries to Andy who has now taken on the mantle of resident wind up merchant.
Martin Mason
831 Posted 15/09/2012 at 11:34:06
John Keating@824

People at the top end now are rarely engineers, that is the problem. They are mainly bean counters. they are all lifers whereas I'm independent. I'm an engineer and I do nothing but engineering. I have never fired anybody; I make sure that when we get them on board they are the right people, that we pay them the right money and that we look after them.

Andy@828

Good try but total fail and no Mars Bar. Rory can prove he lives in Singapore. He just can't support any of what he says about selling Everton shirts.

Thomas Lennon
834 Posted 15/09/2012 at 11:29:45
Littlewoods plc was sold in 2002 for £750 million with a turnover of £2 billion - not bad for an incompetent businessman? It continues to prosper.

I think Everton have focused on consolidation over the last 10 years and that has been successfully achieved - merchandising (and the majority of marketing) has been outsourced at a guaranteed profit. The 3rd party are world leaders but I guess the kind of changes we all want will take some time to achieve. Given that they make more profit if they sell more they have all the incentive they need to proceed as quickly as possible before their contract with Everton ends. At the end of that time Everton's image is likely to be much changed and improved so this is a long term investment.

Needless (and embarrassing) to mention there is the planned investment in infrastructure at Goodison park that has yet to work out. That was presumably part of the original deal so those original terms may well have changed or there will be other similar projects in the future - at no cost to Everton.

So yes we would all like to see Everton posters & shirts all over the UK and the world and given that the Premier League is a worldwide brand that should not be impossible BUT that goes hand in hand with gradual increase on profit from that investment being proven. My guess is that is where we are now (a gradual rolling out) and that process is far behind some other clubs who were doing this a long time before us.

I am a fan of outsourcing when there is better expertise to be had compared with that in house, and in a rapidly developing area of technology that makes sense. Others think otherwise and there is an argument that we should be a marketing company along with a football company as the two go hand in hand - perhaps that is to come in the future when more financial risk can be taken, but at the moment the downside of making a large loss is so huge (ultimately relegation) and the upside so high risk we should stick with doing what we are doing.

Brent Stephens
835 Posted 15/09/2012 at 11:55:33
Martin #831 " I'm an engineer and I do nothing but engineering".

Think about that one, Martin.

Thomas Lennon
836 Posted 15/09/2012 at 12:01:50
Counting beans is a scourge - but unfortunately necessary. The University I work at used to receive many millions that disappeared and were unaccounted for - research does that much like football companies. Consequently fewer companies were prepared to grant more monies to the university and a downward spiral results. Once we can account for every penny the money source improves as investors feel more confident the money is being put to good use - great! My University now turns over several hundreds of millions a year.

Unfortunately if I now want to buy something using University money I have to buy it from an authorised source (often more expensive). If there is no authorised source I have to register the company prior to using it, and that can take weeks. We turn around jobs in a day so waiting isn't an option. Consequently we find ways around having to authorise companies - particularly software companies overseas. Small pots of money spring up for 'petty cash' while we all grouse at the bean counters, the University save money - its not going to change soon.

Incidentally while looking at the accounts of Newcastle FC I see 'Other Expenses' ran at £27 million in 2009 - ours aren't so unreasonable. What is this? Everything apart from wages.

Martin Mason
837 Posted 15/09/2012 at 12:16:27
Thomas

Exceptional posts, so much more informative and eloquent than my "engineer's" prose. Yes, bean counting is very important and to be fair engineers rarely make good managers.

I'm not an accountant but I believe that "other expenses" are simply other costs that aren't listed on the high level balance sheet. You can't list them all.

Brent

That's a bit deep for me mate.

Brent Stephens
838 Posted 15/09/2012 at 12:29:46
Martin, I was just trying to say don't undersell yourself. I'm sure you have more to you than "just" being an engineer, as valuable as that experience might be.
Ciarán McGlone
839 Posted 15/09/2012 at 12:28:17
Thomas Lennon,

Utter rubbish... Everton's primary business – apart from football – is selling a brand. To suggest the club should not be involved in marketing is nonsense of a Masonic scale.

Martin Mason
840 Posted 15/09/2012 at 12:37:44
Thanks Brent. What I meant was that I've had a lot of opportunity to get on the greasy pole and go for the management route but my preference has always been to remain in my discipline and hopefully be good at that rather than a poor manager. Engineering is a great profession, it's been very good for me and I'm proud to be a part of it.
Philip Quilliam
867 Posted 15/09/2012 at 15:33:40
God this has degenerated completely into some kind of love fest
Rory Slingo
898 Posted 15/09/2012 at 16:02:38
All businesses are based on selling, yes, but there are different types of selling and retail is a different animal from putting on a play or running a F&B outlet.


Anyway Martin, talking to you is like clapping with one hand, so I'm going to retire undefeated here since you haven't answered any of my questions. I may not be able to prove my opinion about shirt sales to you but I can leave you with some evidence that illustrates some of Everton's commercial inadequacies, in comparison with its peers.


source: Deloitte Football Money League 2011

Aston Villa

Following Wembley appearances in both domestic cup competitions, Aston Villa return to the Money League for the first time since 2003/04 with revenue of £89.6m. They take their place as England’s seventh highest revenue generating club, replacing Newcastle United who spent the 2008/09 season in the Football League Championship.

During 2009/10 the club promoted Acorns, a local children’s hospice, on its shirtfront rather than a fee paying sponsor and so understandably its commercial revenue of £13.1m is lower than many of its competitors. This revenue stream will increase in 2010/11 as Villa begins a three year deal with FxPro having re-established a commercial framework for its shirt sponsorship whilst maintaining close links with Acorns as its principal charity partner.

Rory's note: Everton's commercial income for 2009/10 was £9.7m, £2.4m less than Villa's despite them having a non-fee paying sponsor that year and Everton having had a Cup Final appearance in '09.

Tottenham Hotspur

Spurs’ strong on-pitch performance secured them a fourth place finish in the Premier League and allowed them to qualify, via a play-off, for the UEFA Champions League for the first time. The club subsequently won its play-off and beat Internazionale, the reigning champions, to win its group and progress to the knockout stage.

Commercial revenue increased by £2.8m (10%) to £31.5m with 2009/10 being the final season of the club’s shirt front sponsorship with Mansion worth a reported average of £8.5m per season. In 2010/11 Autonomy is the club’s new shirt sponsor in the Premier League, and Investec has that right in all domestic cup and European competition matches. The deals are reportedly worth £10m and £2.5m per season respectively. Tottenham’s kit deal with Puma runs to the end of the 2010/11 season, and reportedly generates approximately £5m in revenue per season.


Everton's deal with Chang was worth £2.6m per season in 2010, followed by a 3-year extension of £3m per season until 2014. The Le Coq Sportif deal was worth £5m for up to five years (so potentially £1m per season?) but was ditched after three to partner with Nike in a 3-year deal worth £3.3m per season. Lastly, there's the 10-year deal with Kitbag at £3m per season.


Manchester City

Manchester City are the biggest climbers in this year’s Money League, moving up nine places from 20th to 11th. Under the ownership of the Abu Dhabi United Group, significant investment in the playing squad translated into a fifth placed finish in the Premier League, the club’s highest since the league began. As a result, the club recorded its highest ever revenues, with an increase of £38.1m (44%) to £125.1m.


Commercial revenue more than doubled to £46.7m and was the principal driver of the club’s overall revenue growth. 2009/10 was the first year of improved shirt sponsorship and kit supply deals with Etihad Airways and Umbro respectively. The new Umbro deal facilitated merchandising revenue growth of 60% to £7.9m. The club has focused on expanding its commercial partnership portfolio, revenue from which grew five fold in 2009/10, including deals with the Abu Dhabi Tourism Authority, Etisalat, and Aabar all of which are based in the Middle East. Further growth in this area is anticipated in 2010/11 as a result of additional deals, including those with Heineken and Jaguar.


Everton's commercial income increased 25% when they finished 5th, not doubled.

Liverpool

The increase in broadcast revenue was offset by a £5.6m decrease in commercial revenues, from £67.7m to £62.0m. This reduction is attributed to reduced royalties and merchandising income. However Liverpool’s 2010/11 commercial revenues will be boosted by the new four year deal with Standard Chartered Bank, providing a reported £20m per season – £12.5m more per annum than under the previous agreement with Carlsberg.

'nuff said.

Eric Myles
948 Posted 16/09/2012 at 05:31:42
"until we get exposure and become a brand EFC is irrelevant"

Perhaps we should get a marketing department then to provide the exposure and market the brand?

Eric Myles
950 Posted 16/09/2012 at 05:49:15
Brent #714, it was Quantity Surveryor in the original story and the punchline that's missing is "Engineers may use the tools of Quantity Surveyors but they don't understand how they work"
Eric Myles
951 Posted 16/09/2012 at 05:53:58
Thomas #836, and what percentage of total income does that represent for Newcastle? Is it 30% like ours is? And when asked does their chairman make a complete fool of himself and say "I don't know what 30% of our income is spent on?"
Martin Mason
952 Posted 16/09/2012 at 07:11:32
Rory mate, just a lesson in logic. You can't have 2 protaganists undefeated and as I'd already retired untouched and undefeated you can't retire undefeated too so therefore you are vanquished and owned by me - sorry. You didn't answer my questions nor prove that Everton were not making their best efforts to market shirts. What you showed was that others have better sales which isn't the same.

It is highly probable given that our shirts are freely available to anybody who wants one that the reason we don't sell many is that EFC is a small provincial club with no brand whatsoever, that lives in the shadow of a mighty brand and who most fans worldwide haven't heard of. Outsourcing marketing is in our case exactly the way to go.
Sam Morrison
955 Posted 16/09/2012 at 08:10:10
Martin, just a lesson in irony. You can have 2 protagonists undefeated, just as you can retire and keep going, and be undefeated and keep losing.
Rory Slingo
956 Posted 16/09/2012 at 07:29:43
The point is Martin, you argue that no one wants Everton shirts because we are no-marks in the Premier League era. What I've shown is that other no-marks around us:

  1. have their shirts for sale in stores
  2. do sell a few
  3. benefit from the exposure and publicity
  4. haven't lost money in doing so
  5. when they've done similar things to us, like having spells in Europe, Wembley appearances or finishing 5th, did better to capitalize on the opportunity and achieve much greater increases in revenue.

If you can't see how that shows Everton can do better than it has done, rather than take the easy way out, then I simply must refrain from going further into a battle of logic with an unarmed engineer, especially one who has apparently never heard of a stalemate, draw, tie, double KO...

There are many types of businesses and many types of business models. A businessman can be successful in one area but that's no guaranteed he'd be a success in another and savvy ones will avoid getting into areas they are not well-versed in. The ones on our board may be successful in their respective fields, they may even be fit to maintain the status quo of our club, but they are clearly not the ones who are going to get us out of this mire and take us forward.

Richard Jones
957 Posted 16/09/2012 at 08:12:27
Provincial — and here was me thinking we were inner city!!!
Derek Thomas
960 Posted 16/09/2012 at 08:37:40
Martin-I retired undefeated before you did, so ner ner ner-Mason: you are Sir, neither retired nor undefeated *sounds of amazing grace*2-nil, 2-nil, 2-nil, 2-nil; etc.

Q1) Do you think the Board should've done better, given the Fuck-ups it has presided over?

Q2) Or do you think they haven't presided over any fuck-ups?

Martin Mason
964 Posted 16/09/2012 at 09:04:18
Sam, not at a serious debating society like this. There can only be two parties and they are "The Engineer", AKA "The winner", AKA "He who cannot be doubted" and there's "The losers" which are you lot.
Matt Traynor
965 Posted 16/09/2012 at 09:09:07
There's a couple of points I think people are missing here.

I understand the outsourcing argument, and focusing on core business activities. However...

- The business of football in the Premier League has changed beyond all recognition, and I'd venture expectation, since the league formed in 1993. Today with its global appeal, it's very much about promoting the brand and increasing the brand value - that's what drives sponsorship value

- Football clubs have always been about merchandising as one of their primary revenue sources. Everton claimed to lose 750k per year before outsourcing. I've worked in businesses where you dump the "bad" bits of the business into other operating units, to either lump the loss makers together (or bury them in profitable units), and that could have happened here.

- The deal with Nike is between them and Kitbag. Everton's deal is with Kitbag. I believe this is an example of a bad long-term deal - looks good in the accounts, as guaranteed income, but all the upside is with Kitbag, and as deals around us grow in value, we're locked in. Arsenal have had the same impact with the Emirates naming rights, albeit on a much larger scale, they are counting down the days to its expiry.

- I don't believe outsourcing one of your primary revenue streams is good business, in any business, and believe it was a symptom of how cash-poor the club was, that it was the best solution to them rather than undertaking a third party review of the merchandising, or bringing expertise in to do it.

- That last point is key. These are now £100m-£200m turnover businesses, and as such the executive team looks different from 20 years ago. To illustrate this (but not compare us with them), a few years back Man City started paying a CEO £35k a week, above the average for Premier League players (though well below their own!). I'm not besmirching the executives at Everton, merely to say I don't think we have enough of, or have been looking for, the right calibre of people - we can't afford it, and there's no-one there to make a business case for it anyway. (Suggesting those of a "retail" mind advising the club have another agenda, maybe?)

Martin Mason
966 Posted 16/09/2012 at 09:16:15
Rory

Sorry mate but every point you list as fact there is only opinion. Other clubs are not us. Do you have revenue figures for merchandise, before and after they changed their business model? Even that wouldn't be conclusive though because there could be

Why would men with proven business expertide adopt a business strategy unless they genuinely believed that they would benefit from it. You may be absolutely correct in what you say but there are 2 sides to every argument and I haven't heard the other so forming a conclusion rather than an opinion is impossible for me. All I know is that if I want a shirt I can buy one, I wouldn't have one at any price and I'm an Evertonian. Why should a neutral observer in a foreign country buy the shirt of a small UK club that has no brand hence giving no street cred unless say like you they have a Liverpool connection of some kind?

Stuart Mitchell
967 Posted 16/09/2012 at 09:20:04
Having lived in Bangkok for 7 months I can tell you never went to Suan Lum night bazaar.

There is massive area that holds live events, surrounded by bars and shops. It its totally covered in everything Everton. Pictures of players adorn banners. Its a sea of blue and white Everton flags etc.

Stuart Mitchell
968 Posted 16/09/2012 at 09:24:12
btw Chang beer is rough, much rather have a Singha Beer!
Matt Traynor
969 Posted 16/09/2012 at 09:40:44
Stuart, #968, if you've tried the Mekhong, you'll know that after a bottle of that, the Chang goes down like sweet nectar!
Martin Mason
970 Posted 16/09/2012 at 09:24:06
Oh yeah then, Derek bloody Thomas, prove it and ner, ner, ner ner to you.

All business owners and all people in all walks of life will make mistakes and Everton’s board has made many. Making judgments in hindsight is always easy though, boards have to make decisions on the trot, many which can be associated with the very survival of the business and many of which need finance which they may not be able to get.

KD was a no less than a total disaster for EFC and its fans and if the board genuinely had the chance to do the deal and didn't then it would be classed as the fuck-up of the century. I’ve never seen the club’s explanation of why it didn’t happen though so again can only state an opinion.

My own guess was that they were desperate to do the deal but were totally dependent on getting external finance for the £30M and in the end they didn’t get it. The deal was just never on. BK was of course guilty of misleading the fans by claiming that the money was ringfenced which it patently wasn’t because they never had it. That doesn’t imply a fuck-up —only that BK is a bullshitter.

DK was (with the benefit of hindsight) a disaster because they didn’t do their homework and went ahead with what they saw as a golden deal which they had little chance of getting approval for. As they say, if the deal looks too good to be true... then it is. On the face of it, it was a great opportunity where they could have got the ground financed from the retail development but there were still a lot of unanswered questions. Remember also that they didn’t mislead the fans; we voted in support.

I believe that the major problem in the relationship between the board and a very critical but still small minority of our fans is that these fans are frustrated because they believe that the board is failing badly on the basis they have not re-established the club back to the position they feel it warrants but that it has only seen fleetingly since 1970 and which has otherwise been in decline. This decline is being temporarily arrested now by selling assets, not by any sustainable growth in revenue, and it is unsustainable.

Many critical fans believe that the board should sell the club at any price, that anything is better than the current board, that there really is a billionaire around the corner who is only discouraged by the board and its ridiculous asking price for the club — but these are all unsubstantiated opinions from angry fans. That the board has an agenda which doesn’t align with those of many fans is correct but that is in itself not incompetence and they would have to be total idiots to put their own money into an unreconstructed club.

There are large numbers of fans who go to the game to enjoy it and really don’t care about the politics. The vast majority are in my opinion in between the extremes and see that it is also fair to say that, without resources to spend on players, we have recovered as a club since they came and our on-the-field performances are actually quite good considering. Incompetence and skullduggery are very much unproven for me at least.

Brent Stephens
973 Posted 16/09/2012 at 10:02:50
Eric Myles #950. Thanks for the addition, Eric. Didn't know that, but don't know if I'd have rubbed it in that much if I had known it!!
Brent Stephens
975 Posted 16/09/2012 at 10:05:08
Sam #955 - brilliant!
Richard Jones
978 Posted 16/09/2012 at 10:12:50
You retire undefeated as the most naive poster on here, even Doddy has had a reallity check!!
Martin Mason
980 Posted 16/09/2012 at 10:22:26
Richard

Puts his Captain Mainwaring voice on

Stupid boy. Get a sense of humour wiill you.

Derek Thomas
984 Posted 16/09/2012 at 10:40:38
OOOOOooooooooh

*puts on Pike voice* Capt.Mainwaring! he said bloody, Mum said you shouldn't say that didn't she Uncle Frank.

So, to sum up ( with hindsight ) The Board may have made mistakes, but what the hey ( again with hindsight ) we see that everybody makes mistakes, so with one leap, Bill's teflon coated cape of infallibility renders him blameless.

Nah, pull the other one, any one of those ' what the hey, every one makes a mistake ' mistakes, should be cause to at least offer a resignation, yeah its a fair cop guv, it happened on my watch.

Add it all together and feet should not touch.

Brian Waring
989 Posted 16/09/2012 at 11:07:01
Martin, doesn't being offered the money by gregg for what would have been one of the best stadiums in Europe, hosting concerts etc, and bringing in cash that may have had us challenging for honours, but, because Gregg wanted something in return and BK didn't want to give his trainset up, doesn't that imply a fuck - up, especially with our financial situation now?

Also, isen't calling DK a 'Virtually free' stadium, misleading fans to get their vote?

Derek Thomas
991 Posted 16/09/2012 at 11:05:16
Martin Please answer the questions in #960.

Martin #970 para 4 ' My own guess '...objection your honour, offering opinion as putative fact.

Martin #970 para 6 ' I believe '...cue Hamlet music * wearily* objection your honour, offering opinion as putative fact yet again.

Nothing on the tv here, so, prior to bed * retires to armchair on rooftop balcony with cigar and whisky to shoot breeze with Capt Kirk*

Andy Codling
992 Posted 16/09/2012 at 11:24:14
Martin: This is why fans don't run football clubs!

Bill Kenwright: there's no bigger Everton fan than me!

Rory Slingo
994 Posted 16/09/2012 at 10:03:13
If you want revenue figures Martin, go and get them yourself, from the same place I get them, ie. the Annual Reports published by the clubs themselves. Coz whenever anyone gives you the facts you ask for you fob it off as opinion. Sorry you don't accept other clubs around us as a yardstick to measure Everton's performance against, simply because 'they're not us', but I don't have the ability to reach into the multiverse and compare it to the Everton Football Clubs in other dimensions.

By the way, if you think me being raised in Singapore and having ancestral roots in East Anglia means I have a 'Liverpool connection', well, I'll take that as a compliment, thanks. I'm a prime example of the neutral fan in a foreign country that you're talking about. The only reason I starting supporting Everton was that they wore my favorite colour and I knew the Beatles were from Liverpool. In fact I was probably very close to becoming a red because of that and the Shite were always on the box even then. Thank God I found out there was team from the city in Blue. As I grew older, the more I learnt about our history, the prouder I became that I was an Evertonian. I can hold my own against any plastic Sky fan who dares to try and tell me Everton are a small club. And the older, pre-Sky generation who know their stuff, readily acknowledge my 'street cred' when I say I'm an Evertonian. And you're right I can't prove it, but I believe that out of the millions out there, there will be many others just like me who might one day become proud Evertonians. But Everton do not have exclusivity on proud footballing histories and if they don't start to market themselves, if Everton continue to be non-participants in the ever-growing Sky juggernaut of branding and commercialism, then just like MOTD, they're going to be left behind and forgotten, always last.

I think the biggest mistake the club has made in recent times has been to latch on to that silly People's Club moniker. What better way to alienate anyone who isn't from Liverpool? What does 'The People's Club' mean to anyone who doesn't live in the city or can't get to the match? All it does is reinforce the idea that if you're a foreign fan, you support the Shite, they're the international brand. Much like it was believed only people in Manchester supported City, United was for everyone else. A great example of how NOT to grow your brand. I know what Moyes meant by it when he said it but I think it does the club no favours.

Martin Mason
996 Posted 16/09/2012 at 11:29:09
Derek

Please recognise though m'lud that by saying "my own guess" and "I believe" I'm only clarifying that I'm expressing things as my opinion not as fact and that this is to my credit not detriment?.

Where are you mate? Obviously somehwere East of Atyray. Did you say Bali?

Martin Mason
997 Posted 16/09/2012 at 11:45:38
Brian Waring

IF that was the truth then I’d say that collectively it was a fuck-up given that for the club in general it appeared to be such a wonderful opportunity.

What you have to remember though is that each board member can have his own opinion and that’ll be based on what is to their own benefit and that is company democracy. Sometimes events happen because agreement can’t be reached to make them happen. It doesn’t have to be a fuck-up much as it’d appear to us as such.

“Virtually free” wasn’t necessarily misleading; based on the full development they could have got the stadium for very little outlay. I’d say that it was only true subject to some heavy conditions though so yes, slightly misleading but is that not expected.

Eric Myles
998 Posted 16/09/2012 at 11:43:01
stuart #967, I guess you haven't been yourself for a while since it shut down over 1.5 years ago. But could you point out the sea of Evertonia in this picture for us?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/krashkraft/2137670161/in/set-72157603546812872/
David Hallwood
999 Posted 16/09/2012 at 12:08:00
Girls! Girls! You can tell that there hasn’t been any football for over a week as you’re fighting like kids two days before Christmas, and like battling children, you’re all a bit wrong and a bit right.

Firstly Martin, you’re arguments go against economic orthodoxy of the last 20-30 years which concentrates on the supply of a good rather than demand-as Say’s Law would have it, ‘supply creates its own demand’, or even Latent Demand, which is defined as a desire or preference which a consumer is unable to satisfy due to lack of information about the product's availability. As an unreconstructed Keynesian, I think 80% of supply side theory is complete bollocks, but it does have some merit.

My understanding of your argument is thus. We (all the Twebbers) are about to launch a new soft drink, and we’re having a meeting about advertising strategy. Your input is “Nah, sack it off boys, Coke, Pepsi and 7up have got it sewn up, I vote that we all go and get proper jobs”

The history of advertising is one of new or little known products trying to grab a share of the market, as yes I do accept that Football (or supporting any team) is unique as the consumers keep using the product even when it is substandard and there are better alternatives out there (our loyalty should be to Manu , then Chelsea , then City etc), but that doesn’t mean that the club shouldn’t try to increase revenue streams, by raising the profile of the club.

Yes there are risks about spending money on campaigns that may achieve very little, but as other posters have highlighted that there are similar-sized teams that have a larger turnover than Everton, and we either stay as we are and keep on treading water and hope that we can keep our heads above water ad infinitum, or somebody in charge does something to break the impasse.

Eric Myles
000 Posted 16/09/2012 at 12:02:43
Matt #965 given the club's poor state of finances and the fact that they have to operate on a 'cash preferred' basis I suspect that they just couldn't get the cash together to pay shirt suppliers in order to be able to sell any to fans.

Hence the Kitbag deal, and as you say, the guaranteed income.

Eric Myles
002 Posted 16/09/2012 at 12:12:31
Martin #970 "My own guess was that they were desperate to do the deal but were totally dependent on getting external finance for the £30M and in the end they didn’t get it. The deal was just never on."

The deal WAS on, Bill was offered the £30M by his bessy mate at the time and he refused it as he would lose control of the Club.

So in your own word it has to be classed as the "fuck-up of the century."

Karl Masters
003 Posted 16/09/2012 at 12:14:15
What a joke that a business with income over £80m can't scrape together enough money to buy the stock as Eric puts it. Utterly ridiculous and a damning indictment on the leadership of the business.
Matt Traynor
007 Posted 16/09/2012 at 12:27:27
Eric #000, my belief/opinion is that the club has gone for these deals as a means of operating on the lowest budget possible. That, and the asset-stripping over the years suggests to me that BK has been doing what's in his best interests (keeping as large a shareholding as possible, to sell for as much as possible at some point in the future) rather than in the long-term interests of the club. He's of course free to do it, he's the largest shareholder and with is fellow directors owns the majority of the club. I just wish fans would see through the "biggest blue" BS for what it is.

The irony of course is that such deals further damage the long-term revenue potential of the club, which when it comes to due diligence will have a negative impact on the valuation of the club by the potential buyers, hence it's a false economy.

Eric Myles
008 Posted 16/09/2012 at 12:39:31
^I totally agree Matt.
Martin Mason
011 Posted 16/09/2012 at 13:06:56
Eric

But BK doesn't have control over the club so how did he block the deal because of control issues?

Are you also saying the BK allowed the dealing to go on for so long in the knowledge that he was going to block it in the end.

Is there any credible source where I could read an unbiased account of what actually happened? I genuinely don't know but what's intimated above sound like the least likely.

Karl@003

Income is only one part of the picture, have a look at wages and debt servicing and you'll see the EFC is essentially broke

Matt Traynor
012 Posted 16/09/2012 at 13:18:47
Martin #011 Gregg was a fellow shareholder at the time, so it was a disagreement between two directors of the club.

There are plenty of references to the disagreement, what Paul Gregg offered, and what he demanded in return. However I doubt you would deign any of them to be credible or unbiased so it's moot.

FWIW a company I was employed by at the time was engaged on various planning issues related to the Kings' Waterfront Development, having been involved in several schemes in the Merseyside area over the years. As a general principle, I'm not in favour of much of our local government planning system, with elected councillors often acting either by self-interest or, arguably worse, without having bothered to become familiar with the topic on the agenda making decisions. This was one of the "best" examples prior to getting preferred bidder status. The euphoria felt was quickly dissipated when we realised that Everton didn't have the £30m "ring-fenced", so when the revised costing showed that Everton would actually need to find closer to £60m, there was a general feeling of "meh". The whole process was marginally better than my first experience of council meetings, when the first item discussed, and the hottest debate of the night, was whether more cases of beer could've been put on the refreshment trolley if they'd cut back on sandwiches...

Martin Mason
014 Posted 16/09/2012 at 13:46:25
I’ve read as much as I can, as quickly as I can and from as many sources as I can about KD and the only thing that I can see is that the situation was vastly more complex than the simplistic events that people on here would have you believe happened.

The concept that the fault was just BK's or even wholly the EFC board is absolute nonsense. It was an exceptionally complex development with multiple partners none of whom had a clue on a property development of this size and nature and the likelihood was always that it had a very high risk of failure.

The picture I get is that the development went ahead on the basis that EFCs share of £30M was “guaranteed” by Paul Gregg and this was accepted by all partners even though he himself said that he never said anything other than that he would “Stand by Everton”, whatever that means, so all parties were at fault in progressing the development with no guarantee of finance.

When push came to shove, Gregg came up with a Reverse Mortgage finance scheme that would have resulted in repayment of £70M in 10 years on the £30M loan and the rest of the EFC board correctly told him to shove it. This isn’t incompetence or skullduggery but exactly what should happen. Gregg was marginalized and the foolish BK left to try to get finance from elsewhere and to take the blame and the bile.

Whatever happened, I don’t believe that anybody on here knows in detail what it was, I don’t believe that anybody here has a shred of support for some of the outrageous claims that I’ve seen made.

KD was a disaster for us but it didn’t need incompetence and skullduggery for it to fail. What it needed was only a club that was actually penniless trying to fool a consortium that it was in the big league and could actually contribute money that it didn’t have. How could it possibly have succeeded? We as fans fell for it when we should have known better and that is the bitter disappointment. It was too good to be true and so it proved.

Rory Slingo
017 Posted 16/09/2012 at 13:04:41
Excellent post #999, thank you David Hallwood.

Matt, after you've tried Black Cat, the Mehkong goes down like sweet nectar! Interestingly enough, as of the last Annual Report, BK has increased his shareholding by 290 shares. Evidence perhaps, that he's asking way to high a premium over the value of the club, if he thinks the return is worth putting another ~£300k into his shareholding of something he's 'desperate to sell'?


Directors' No. of Shares
May 2011 May 2010
W Kenwright CBE 9,044 8,754
J V Woods 6,622 6,622
R I Earl 8,146 8,146
Sir P D Carter CBE 714 714
Martin Mason
018 Posted 16/09/2012 at 14:25:17
David

For some goods you are correct in that supply could create its own demand such as say a new iPod. For football shirts I'd say that there's no such relationship. Success and marketability of the club will create the demand for shirts. Without this, a soccer shirt is worthless and no amount of supply could create demand. Barcelona shirts sell not because they have unique properties but because Barcelona is a brand and some of its players sub brands.

Eric Myles
021 Posted 16/09/2012 at 14:45:26
"When push came to shove Gregg came up with a Reverse Mortgage finance scheme that would have resulted in repayment of £70M in 10 years on the £30M loan and the rest of the EFC board correctly told him to shove it."

If that's such a bad deal it makes you wonder why the board took the £30M loan from Bears, or sold Finch Farm and rented it back?

Thomas Lennon
023 Posted 16/09/2012 at 15:19:09
Supply creating demand sounded so intriguing I looked into this claim a little further. A 15 second search reveals http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supply_creates_its_own_demand — in which it is debated Keynes was misquoting or misquoted the following phrase:

Supply creates its own demand in the sense that the aggregate demand price is equal to the aggregate supply price for all levels of output and employment. — The General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money, John Maynard Keynes.

To me this sound like an academic discussion on price rather than the availabilty of a product driving up demand. In other words - make it cheap enough and demand will rise? Of course if we were to have enough unsold stock (a frequent problem in the past) then price would drop but so would profit. This is not the sort of demand we need.
Happy to be wrong! But then so are most economists most of the time I am led to believe.

I stand by my earlier contention. Marketing has to be underpinned by profit and in our case quick profit.It IS possible for marketing to drive image and sales rapidly upwards of course but that tends to be VERY expensive. Ask Man City.

This link is useful for the purposes of this discussion: http://www.footballmarketing.biz/marketing-football.html#

Mike Green
030 Posted 16/09/2012 at 15:42:29
New kits, 3rd kits, training kits, kids kits, blokes kit's, ladies kits, retro kits.

Demand creating supply, supply stimulating demand.

The key though is to improve the core product - ie the team.

Do that, win things and they will come.......

Brent Stephens
036 Posted 16/09/2012 at 16:17:15
Thomas #023. I'm no economist but I wonder if what you quoted applies at the level of the economy rather than the level of the firm???
Martin Mason
037 Posted 16/09/2012 at 16:10:37
Eric

That's very simple. They did what you state to buy players and finance the difference between income and expenditure.

Thomas

As I say, there are goods which will obey that law of supply and demand but for football shirts surely the only supply that creates demand could be supply of success from the brand. The brand is the club not the shirt, the shirt only means an association. Nobody who doesn't first establish the association will buy the shirt unless it is a unique situation like Rory's. If we were to establish a supply to create a demand which one or ones of the millions of sports outlets in the world would we establish stock. How would we justify to the banks that there'd be an increase in revenue for the increase in costs?

Steve Cotton
049 Posted 16/09/2012 at 17:22:45
Here is one for you all: Saturday late morning shopping in Liverpool 1 and surrounding area, I have relatives over from Oz you see... We only saw 2 EFC kits in 3.5 hours, absolutely no joke, and one was on a kid approx 8 years old and the other on a teenager. In the same space of time, we must have seen close on 30 replica RS tops and numerous RS jackets and other items.

Also my relative from Oz asked me why I supported EFC when she was convinced they were a London club!
Ciarán McGlone
051 Posted 16/09/2012 at 17:38:29
Mason,

Post 037 is without doubt the biggest pile of incongruous gibberish I've had the misfortune of ever reading on this site.

Do you actually realise that your posts are utter nonsense?

Martin Mason
052 Posted 16/09/2012 at 17:57:03
Ciaran, remember my point about people stating opinion as fact ? You have just done it. If you would like to point out where I'm incorrect I'll be very pleased to answer.
Mike Green
054 Posted 16/09/2012 at 17:55:38
Martin - if it's any consolation your post 037 seems pretty straight forward to me.
Martin Mason
055 Posted 16/09/2012 at 18:01:45
Thank you Mike, don't worry I'll take my opportunity to put Ciaran straight when he responds.
Ciarán McGlone
062 Posted 16/09/2012 at 18:18:40
When I say something's utter gibberish, you can take it I mean the post in its entirety.

Utter flim-flam.

Ray Roche
063 Posted 16/09/2012 at 18:24:39
037... Yep. Seems to make sense to me, too.
Matt Traynor
064 Posted 16/09/2012 at 18:28:06
Martin #014 - I'm not in a position to comment on the offer that was made from Gregg to BK, but obviously Gregg was looking to make a buck or two himself, as a died-in-the-wool-non-football-fan (I mean why the fuck did he buy into Everton?)

A sticking point was the dissolution of TBH, although this did eventually happen as it had to after Gregg wanted out.

I am intrigued by your comment ref:" It was an exceptionally complex development with multiple partners none of whom had a clue on a property development of this size and nature and the likelihood was always that it had a very high risk of failure." As things stand, I would find it hard to believe that it got to preferred status, especially given the fun and games going on with LCC at that time. I was too far removed from the project to have that kind of insight, but I will ask around and try to find out the credentials or otherwise of the other partners.

I only ever saw the business case, and, probably like Bill, I was blinded by the numbers!

Ciarán McGlone
068 Posted 16/09/2012 at 18:40:05
For Mr Mason and those who shamelessly appear to be fooled by his sophistry...

Everything about this club is about the brand, the products, the press releases, the football... etc.

They ARE mutually dependent, commercially the same side of the same coin. To make some half-arsed distinction between the club and the shirt it sells shows a basic misunderstanding of the basic concepts being discussed.

To say the brand is not the shirt is nonsense... if it has the badge on it, then it's the brand.

Colin Wainwright
073 Posted 16/09/2012 at 19:04:43
Alright Martin, I generally avoid discourse with you like I avoid kopites but your continuous fountain of shite, dressed up as debate, has forced my hand.

You continually accuse posters of dressing up opinion as fact whilst insisting in passing your shit-stained view of all things Everton, as the one and only truth. Well, we want facts Martin. Facts. Come on.

''As I say, there are goods which will obey that law of supply and demand but for football shirts surely the only supply that creates demand could be supply of success from the brand.'' Fuckin prove it!


''Barcelona shirts sell not because they have unique properties but because Barcelona is a brand and some of its players sub brands.'' Facts please!

Come on Martin, I'm waiting with baited breath. Give me proof or stop talking shite.

Oh and stop calling my football club small. Fool.>

Colin Wainwright
075 Posted 16/09/2012 at 19:42:01
Retiring undefeated!!!

FFS, he has to be a wind up, surely. One with a faintly impressive CV, i'll give you that.

Mike Green
077 Posted 16/09/2012 at 19:50:41
Colin - why do people buy football shirts?
Colin Wainwright
079 Posted 16/09/2012 at 19:57:13
For many different reasons Mike, usually due to an affiliation with the club. Why do you ask?
Mike Green
080 Posted 16/09/2012 at 20:06:05
Isn't that what Martin's saying......?
Matt Traynor
082 Posted 16/09/2012 at 20:09:49
Mike #080, if only that was what he was saying, so simply. But before I retire (to bed, not undefeated), can you prove that isn't what he is saying?
Colin Wainwright
083 Posted 16/09/2012 at 20:08:54
You don't get it, do you Mike?

I'm not interested in whether Martin's opinion is right or wrong. I want to see the demonstrable facts behind the opinion. Facts so solid, they would survive a going over by SYP. I want Martin to prove, beyond any doubt, what he's saying is correct.

Until then, everything he says is like a turd falling in my drink. (B. Hicks 1992)

Mike Green
087 Posted 16/09/2012 at 20:16:25
Colin - you've got good taste mate. I was blessed to see Bill Hicks live at the Royal Northern College of Music, Manchester, Tuesday 5th May 1992. Audience was probably under 200, ticket cost £5.50 and it still stands proudly framed on my study wall. He did a set of almost 3 hours and smoked one of my Marlboro Reds. One of the nights of my life. I reckon he'd tell you to get over yourself, it's going to be a long debate if every opinion we have has to be backed up with pages of facts, which can probably be questioned anyway. The guys allowed to have an opinion, it's even a pretty sound one in my book. Sounds like you just don't like him, which is your prerogative but it doesn't make him wrong.
Colin Wainwright
089 Posted 16/09/2012 at 20:29:20
You've probably nailed it there, Mike. I don't.

Problem is, if you've spent any length of time on this site, you may have noticed that Martin will not accept any contrary point of view, unless it has been backed up with facts that Martin, and only Martin, can verify.

Probably just taking the piss really. What can I say, Sweet FA on the tele.

Colin Wainwright
090 Posted 16/09/2012 at 20:35:53
BTW, never seen Bill live myself, one of my biggest regrets. True genius and visionary. Must have been some night.
Mike Green
091 Posted 16/09/2012 at 20:36:51
Fair enough Colin. I've been on this site for a few years now, probably 5 or 6 but not noticed Martin before. I've said lots of thing on here which I've regretted in the morning and been banned once, probably should've been more. I think we all find our cliques and areas of debate, looks like you've found yours! I'll let Martin and yourself continue and watch with interest.

Take it easy, and Bill Hicks RIP, possibly The Greatest.

Mike Green
094 Posted 16/09/2012 at 20:47:55
By the way Colin - you have to take into account that he's an Engineer by his own admission. My father-in-law is, and my Old Man's a Fellow of the Institute of Chartered Engineers amongst other things. I'm not wired that way, thankfully to an extent, but credit to Engineers they live in a very logical world so be prepared to be bored to tears if you're looking for facts. : ) Take it easy.
Ciarán McGlone
096 Posted 16/09/2012 at 20:43:34
Mike,

That's not what he's saying at all... and that's why he's so infuriating.

He's defending the failure of our board to market the brand properly, solely on the basis that we are not a big enough club... Therefore our marketing is saturated already.

He's conveniently ignoring the fact that you can have all the success in the world, but if your fail to exploit the commercial opportunities then you'll still sell below your potential. He is talking with authority on a subject he clearly knows nothing about... and that subject is generally based on common sense.

Mason's MO is to defend the board at the expense of any sense. Kids have to start supporting a club at some stage... footballing success is certainly central to that but poor marketing takes us out of the shop window for potential fans.

Colin Wainwright
097 Posted 16/09/2012 at 20:59:58
Funny thing is Mike, I'm currently in the fourth year of study for an Architectural Engineering degree. Martin says there not worth the paper there written on though.

Fuck it. I lived my life before I became an engineer.

Mike Green
098 Posted 16/09/2012 at 21:06:06
If its any consolation, I've got an Honours in History and Philosophy that's 20 years old now but certainly not worth the paper it's written on. The only thing you achieve in work is what you do in work. Met my wife in my final year and that's the reward I got for going to University. Talk about adding insult to injury :D
Colin Wainwright
099 Posted 16/09/2012 at 21:12:59
I hope I meet my missus in the last year of uni mate. The one I've got now might not be too happy like.
Mike Green
100 Posted 16/09/2012 at 21:18:59
Mines filled two prams with Evertonians so she cant be all bad. :)

What's your prediction for tmmw? I reckon we'll struggle without Gibson, without stating the obvious. Need to take the game to them, would love a win but can see a score draw a la Villa in recent years.

Eugene Ruane
101 Posted 16/09/2012 at 21:18:54
Me?

University of life lad!

- strikes match on kecks, lights Woodbine, flicks match into gutter, gobs jet of golly through front teeth, walks confidently into bookies, winks just before entering -

(oh wait, not life, I meant Lancaster)

Mike Green
102 Posted 16/09/2012 at 21:27:41
Ha ha :D

What do reckon for tomorrow then Eugene?

Colin Wainwright
103 Posted 16/09/2012 at 21:25:19
With the chance of going second in the league mate, i'm programmed to expect a fuck-up, but, if i'm being logical, we should beat them. Gibson is a problem but we've got the players, with the right formation, to cope and they've got problems of their own.

2-0 man.

Mike Green
104 Posted 16/09/2012 at 21:29:36
Colin BTW - On the subject of comedians I went to see Jimmy Carr last Tuesday and he picked me out and said I was the 'biggest cunt in the room'. My misses shouted 'he might be a cunt but at least he pays his taxes'. God Bless Her.
Mike Green
105 Posted 16/09/2012 at 21:37:11
Let's shake on 2-0 then. I'll sleep well if it happens. COYB!
Colin Wainwright
108 Posted 16/09/2012 at 21:45:21
Ha ha. What a shout! I think Mr Carr will get a lot of that over his never ending tour.

Touring all year. On tele six times a week. Weekend in Butlins on his tax return.

Eugene Ruane
110 Posted 16/09/2012 at 21:52:03
Mike.

2-1 to them

(taps nose) It's been fixed mate, put your house on it - a mate of mine in the merch was out in Singapore and heard these Chinese Mafia fellers talkin' about it.

Deffo like!

(I've put everything I've got on it - if we lose 2-1, I stand to pick up 34 nicker).

Mike Green
112 Posted 16/09/2012 at 22:09:45
Interesting. I think it'll be 1-1 or 2-2, Colin says 2-0 and Eugene says 1-2.

So by virtue of the 'Wisdom of Crowds' (and 3 apparently is a crowd I think that eans we're going to shade it 2-1 in the last 10 minutes. 2-1 is currently 7-1 with Paddy Power. You don't get that at the bank.

Mike Green
113 Posted 16/09/2012 at 22:15:07
No, 1–1 and we might just just scrape 2-1.
Ian Smitham
118 Posted 16/09/2012 at 21:53:40
Rory @ 107, thanks for the input, twice on here I have asked the same question and twice it has conveniently been overlooked , the only reasoning I can come up with is he has been gifted the shares, albeit, that seems unlikely.

Martin @011, sir, I believe it is convention that a "controlling director" of a company is one who has ownership of 25% of a company or who has influence over others who combined have ownership of 25% of the shares of a company. Clearly BK is leader of a concert party that does have control of the Company. He fits the criteria of controlling director.

Matt@ 007, "asset stripping" is quite a specific phrase, please can you help me understand the way that BK has been doing this? Looking for only factual analysis please rather than heresay.

Ian


Eric Myles
137 Posted 17/09/2012 at 02:32:55
Martin #037, musch more likely that the board couldn't affor the financing costs of the £10m it cost to build Finch Farm so they deperately had to sell it to get £2m in their pocket at the total cost of £50m in the long run.

Hardly the financial nouse that you were implying they had when they presided over "the fuck-up of the century."

Martin Mason
140 Posted 17/09/2012 at 03:13:29
Colin and others

I’m wary about responding first thing in the morning because some of you are plainly drink fuelled when you make your posts which I suspect is true of you but I’ll try
I can’t prove it, it was opinion as it must be because there is no provable theory on it and no working model but like I say opinion can be nonsense like a lot of the stuff spouted on here or it can be valid

Answer me these questions. If Barcelona shirts were put into a shop but instead of Barcelona, the shirts were branded with Wycombe Wanderers would they sell? If I put 2000 Northwich Victoria shirts in a sports shop in Singapore would they sell by virtue of supply creating its own demand? Who knows more about marketing goods, Everton’s board with proven business acumen or a numpty like you?

I rest my case

Martin Mason
141 Posted 17/09/2012 at 03:25:40
Ciaron, you don’t have a Scooby Doo what I’ve said, you read a couple of posts and then start braying about what you think I’m saying. Not seeing the big picture but getting engaged in ant fucking is a sign of lower intelligence but hey, we can all pretend otherwise when we don’t actually have to do it face to face?

I do not defend the failure of the board to market the brand properly, they have tried the option of self marketing and made the commercial decision to outsource it. They know vastly more about marketing than you and they have the figures in front of them to show whether their decisions are valid or not. You have nothing except opinion and a foot in your mouth. If you can show me that they are suffering losses now and will continue to do so in the future compared with when they were doing in-house marketing then I’ll accept that what they did was wrong, if you can show me quantitatively that they can somehow start to sell shirts from a small unsuccessful clubs in mass markets where people have never heard of EFC and have the free choice to buy successful Spanish, German and UK club shirts then I’ll accept your garbage. You can’t do this by marketing; I doubt you could do it by gunpoint.

Kids have to start supporting clubs sometime, now how do kids star supporting clubs? Let’s not look at kids in the UK because they will usually support local teams but this still applies to them. Let’s look at kids in say Malaysia. They learn about football in magazines that are full of stories and pictures, not of small clubs like ours but massive clubs with massive stars; they watch soccer on ESPN and Star and it’s mainly Spanish, EPL is on of course and you see small clubs like EFC on but when they are playing big clubs. If you were a clever marketer how, when they know nothing about little Old Everton, would you get shirts into shops where there was somehow some magic potential for sales and how would you convince them to buy when they don’t know EFC from Northwich Vics.

Come to Kazakhstan and you’ll see people with EPL shirts on, nobody wears an Everton shirt. Now, you can’t buy shirts here and there are no clubs that market shirts out here so these people are buying from the Internet. It’s easy to buy Everton shirts over the internet so why don’t they buy Everton shirts? The answer is that EFC are not a brand and people buy only brand goods, if I opened a shop here selling Everton shirts then I’d sell none because they are not associated with a brand. It is nonsense to suggest that the shirt is a brand.

Martin Mason
142 Posted 17/09/2012 at 04:00:08
Guys

Let's use the example quoted in the original post. Chang (Carlsberg) market their beer on our shirts. They don't however enhance their marketing in Thailand by showing images of Everton on their advertising material. They advertise their brand in the UK because many people in the UK have heard of Chang Beer, it's now available in the UK and they have the potential to increase sales here. They don't use Everton in their home advertising but clubs like Barcelona because they are known brands and EFC aren't. Chang obviously see Everton as unmarketable and they have the ability to mass market EFC and increase their sales by supply of our club. Don't they understand that if they put EFC in their adverts kids will start to support EFC and buy Chang and EFC could sell shirts in Thai supermarkets. Wait though, perhaps they think that this concept is absolute baloney? don't these guys know anything about selling? are they incompetent?

David Ellis
193 Posted 17/09/2012 at 11:31:54
#193 - I love your comment that no even fakes are available in Bangkok. What does that tell you....it certainly means that supply is not the problem. The problem is that demand is so weak even the counterfeiters do not think it worth taking up shelf space.

Or are you saying that it is BK's fault that there are no counterfeit Everton shirts??

Ciarán McGlone
199 Posted 17/09/2012 at 11:07:16
Martin,

Please stick to the argument, rather than speculating on my level of intelligence....

You HAVE defended the decision of the board to fail to market properly, in fact you did it in the very sentence you deny doing it in...

"I do not defend the failure of the board to market the brand properly, they have tried the option of self-marketing and made the commercial decision to outsource it."

In this very sentence you ADMIT they failed to self-market. You've also been given evidence that merchandise is no longer available in places where people want to buy it due to outsourcing ... Listen carefully —THAT IS ALSO A FAILURE TO MARKET PROPERLY!!!!

I doubt you'll get that rather obvious point... as you've ignored similar points made throughout related threads.

Interesting that you need to extend your argument to Kazakhstan in order to try and make a point... however, marketing in the UK and Ireland is problematic... you want evidence? Biggest single supporters group in NI is an Evertonian supporters club... try finding a shirt, let alone anything else.

ps: "They know vastly more about marketing than you"

That would be your opinion... dressed up, as... er... fact.

Richard Jones
231 Posted 17/09/2012 at 14:12:04
The Arabs have a saying for people like you, Martin:

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

I think the amount of times you are fooled by the club even with overwhelming evidence is astonishing!!
Matt Traynor
403 Posted 17/09/2012 at 23:29:19
Ian #118
Since BK et al came to power Everton have sold or borrowed against numerous assets. I believe all are detailed in annual reports passim, but in any event I'm sure others will be quick to add to these starters for 10:
- Bellefield, which of course was replaced by...
- Finch Farm
- Goodison - has around 12 loans against it

And I haven't counted the future revenue streams that have been borrowed against/outsourced etc.

Overall I believe the accounts would show a reduction in the clubs asset base, net of depreciation etc.

Martin Mason
432 Posted 18/09/2012 at 05:47:40
Ciarán

I don’t have to speculate over your level of intelligence, you do beautifully to demonstrate it without me doing anything. You appear to struggle very badly with comprehension and logic and you should really stay out of discussions where you only have emotion. You are Moyes’s ultimate naked knife man at the gunfight.

I did not admit that they had failed to self-market; get some help from your Mum or teacher if you can’t understand that.

I can buy an EFC shirt anytime I like and so can anybody on the planet. Is your point that they should be available in shops? Should e-bay have shops?

EFC board knows more about marketing than you opinion or fact? As you know tragically little that answers itself.
Martin Mason
433 Posted 18/09/2012 at 05:59:04
Richard, and what serious crime is this evidence available for and where is your proof for it? What is it that's fooled you?
Gavin Ramejkis
434 Posted 18/09/2012 at 06:34:49
Guys. Martin doesn't do evidence unless he wiffles on about demanding it and when presented as he has been on countless occasions on many, many threads he ignores it as it doesn't suit his WUM intentions. Don't be wound up, be amused by his blinkered nonsense tainted by his Comical Ali like devotion to the chairman and board.
Martin Mason
441 Posted 18/09/2012 at 07:45:07
Guys, this is typical tired end of thread rubbish. Your arguments were lost a long time ago but you try to maintain some credibility by bluster and ad hominem. Remember that this is the final admittance of defeat.
Derek Thomas
450 Posted 18/09/2012 at 08:05:43
Martin; in the International Break you're any port in a storm for TW addicts, now we have a proper controvery to talk about your Fantasy Island view of the Board's lack of blame for anything that has happened since the year dot is and was meaningless...you're an Irrelevant WUM. You do, like most of us now and then talk some sense when actual football is involved, stick to what you know.
Richard Jones
461 Posted 18/09/2012 at 07:36:36
You've had it all Martin and ignored it: NTL, failed ground moves x2, failed rejuvenation (Everton Place), failed 24/7 search for "investment", turned down investment opportunities (Gregg), The Fortress Sports Fund scandal, Kenwright admitting he had to beg the bank not to stop us trading, numerous transfer cock-ups...

It's all there, Martin... you choose for some bizarre reason to ignore these escapades under this board's regime, it has to be because you can't use the brains you were born with — or it's by design.

Martin Mason
468 Posted 18/09/2012 at 09:29:24
Oh dear Derek, another one who can't read. I have never said that the board has lack of blame for anything. I just defend them against the unsubstantiated nonsense that is at times levelled against them on here. Now back under your stones.
Ciarán McGlone
469 Posted 18/09/2012 at 09:35:12
Martin,

Seriously, even your insults lack coherency.

As for the rest of your response... E-Bay having shops..??

Christ -– you're into 'monkey tennis' territory...

Hilarious stuff.

Derek Thomas
477 Posted 18/09/2012 at 09:56:00
I actually prefer Speights to Stones like I said in a proper news week you are in a majority of one and thus still an irrelevance. I'm sure (?) the BoD are not criminally liable, but they couldn't run a whelk stall.

Doing nothing, investing nothing, fiddling while we turn in to Leeds in slow motion.


Martin Mason
482 Posted 18/09/2012 at 10:14:34
Derek

Lay out your arguments on why you think our board "does nothing", why they are "fiddling" and how you believe that they compare with Leeds. all unsubstantiated nonsense of course but if you at least lay out your reasoning (or is that a bit too grandiose a description) I can destroy it. I can't answer silly insinuations.

You'll notice one common thread on responses made to me here, As soon as I ask for some kind of substantiation I get silence.

Colin Wainwright
493 Posted 18/09/2012 at 10:28:32
# 140. ''Answer me these questions. If Barcelona shirts were put into a shop but instead of Barcelona, the shirts were branded with Wycombe Wanderers would they sell? If I put 2000 Northwich Victoria shirts in a sports shop in Singapore would they sell by virtue of supply creating its own demand? Who knows more about marketing goods, Everton’s board with proven business acumen or a numpty like you?''

1. What a ridiculous fuckin question, but i'll give it a go. The sale of Wycombe Wanderers (instead of Barcelona. WTF?) shirts would depend on the level of support in the area, for that one (or both?) team(s).

2. No. Dont be silly.

3. I'm edging towards a numpty like me.

Northwich Victoria/Wycombe are not Everton. Wycombe are a small club Martin. Do you get that premise? Wycombe small, Everton much bigger, Barcelona huge. A lot of posters on this thread are bemoaning the FACT that, even in areas close to home, with substantial EFC support, it is impossible to walk into a sports shop and purchase an Everton shirt, whilst our rivals shirts saturate the market.
Your pathetic attempts to derail the debate and the misplaced arrogance in your posts, do you no favours.

Colin Wainwright
496 Posted 18/09/2012 at 11:03:06
And another thing......

Dumping 200 Everton shirts in a shop in Singapore and expecting them to sell would, obviously, not work. I think the original post was attempting to point out that, with a clever marketing strategy, developed with our main sponsor and popular local brand, we just may have a chance to shift a few of them,

It's not engineering, Martin.

Derek Thomas
499 Posted 18/09/2012 at 10:36:09
Why do I think the BoD has done nothing* goes slowly*

From, pause, the evidence of, pause, my own, pause, 'kin, pause, eyes.

Thats what I have seen, or rather not seen.

And I said WE the Club were (doing) a Leeds in slow motion.

Now you tell me if I have missed where they have added any value to the Club, other than re-mortgaging the mortgages, done anything to have improved the overall off the field running of the Club. Invested one brass wazoo of their own money.

But you know all this.

Of course there is a chance that your majority of one has the absolute truth of it. But to admit that is to admit that the reverse may also be true...and maybe that would lead to..well we can't all be wrong. This, alas does not sit well with some.

I have now had enough ( for now ) of your brand of ' have you stopped beating your wife ' shinanigins, the joys(?) of the X factor is calling.

Enjoy your Irrelevance until the next slow week.

Be seeing you.

Martin Mason
504 Posted 18/09/2012 at 11:17:59
Derek

You are stating opinion that’s all and you are then making the ultimate mistake of believing that your opinions are fact. Remember also that I do not have to show anything about the club, classic obfuscation of the lost argument. The onus is 100% on you to show that your derogatory statements are valid and, as always for people in your situation, you produce absolutely nothing.

Bye Derek, hopefully if you want to join in adult discussions about EFC you’ll prepare yourself far better in the future.
Martin Mason
507 Posted 18/09/2012 at 11:29:44
Colin @493

Thank you, I’m ever so glad that you have got my point although you still managed to waffle around it.

Who gives one about not being able to buy an Everton shirt in a shop? We’re in the year 2012 now, why would you need to find anything in a shop?

Colin @496
You are correct in the first sentence and that was my point so you see in two posts you've agreed with everything I said and that is fantastic. Regarding the rest? “May” is not a basis used by businessmen for investing in distribution and sales of merchandise.

It is engineering too as we engineers don’t do anything without first providing a quantified justification for doing so. We sell solutions to problems, kind of opposite to some TW posters who imagine problems and never have any solutions. It’s why fans don’t run football clubs; they’d be bankrupt in hours.

Phil Bellis
511 Posted 18/09/2012 at 12:06:30
Just a few points, Martin, on shop v on-line purchases
With many on-line sites, you have to pay for delivery unless the seller offers free delivery to store
If the service is offered, it's useful if there is a store local to you
Everton.com offer this service but it's no bloody use if you don't go to the match or live in or near Liverpool

With the vagaries of sizing at the moment and the fact that different clothing firms have different ideas on what constitutes Medium, Large etc it's a right pain buying clothing, particularly shirts, "tops" etc
There's every chance that you will find the item doesn't fit, doesn't suit, is not as described etc. and have the hassle, and often expense, of returning it
For something that you like but doesn't fit, you can then re-order a different size and take another chance
I imagine (opine?) that deliveries outside the UK are considerably more expensive for the buyer
So, in Everton's case, buying on-line is not always an attractive proposition and ex-pat supporters are particularly disadvantaged

Martin Mason
513 Posted 18/09/2012 at 12:13:37
Phil

You make valid comments (and thank you for your civility) but it is a comment that is valid to all on-line shopping and yet on-line shopping is rapidly displacing shops. Whilst yes the cost of delivery has to be included on-line shopping should significantly reduce the cost of the item. The size issue is valid but nothing like the problem it was as the sizes now cover a broad range, I think most know whether they are L, XL or XXL for example? The cost abroad is higher than it perhaps would be if the shirts were sold in shops but don't forget that you'd still have to pay for transport, storage, distribution and sales staff so is the cost likely to be lower? I doubt it.

I believe that if the board thought they could sell extra shirts by stocking them in shops everywhere they would do it, I don't believe that they are that stupid. Shopping habits have changed.

Phil Bellis
528 Posted 18/09/2012 at 12:59:40
Martin

Civility costs nothing. I'm fortunate in that I spend most of the season able to get to the match and, therefore, the club shops. Sizing when buying on-line from Everton.com/Kitbag is an issue, I feel. I would never dream of buying a polo shirt or "top" from the Everton stores without trying it for size. Besides oneself putting on/taking off weight, "standard" sizes differ wildly.

I don't go in for wearing the team jersey(!) but prefer more discreet items of Evertonia; I always liked the "tower" range of a dozen years ago, a small, understated Prince Rupert's tower the only outward display of carrying the EFC gene.

However, I was in Everton 2 a few years ago and spotted a replica 1985 grey Hafnia shirt — magic! Presumed I was a Medium (no, not a seer!) but, on trying it, found it was definitely of the `85, pencil-slim, gay shorts Sharpie era, so a Large it was!

Martin Mason
534 Posted 18/09/2012 at 13:27:11
Fair comment Phil. I buy a lot of stuff on line but never really got into the soccer shirt craze so never had the pleasure of buying one myself. I visited the shop at the ground taking my two boys on their first visit to the UK and Goodison though and it was like a fashion show kitting them out and bloody costly too.
Eugene Ruane
539 Posted 18/09/2012 at 13:29:19
Phil (528) - although I agree civility costs nothing, I feel I must point out that insults, invective and angry bile also cost nothing.

So yes, one could respond..

"Yes I hear what you're saying and would defend your right to say it but can't really agree with you this time"

But remember, it would cost you no more (or less) to respond..

"You waffling twat. You opinion-on-everyfuckingthing nobhead. You ill-informed, posting simply to hear the tappity-tap-tap sound of your keyboard, ball-bag".

I'm not for one second saying that's how you SHOULD have responded to Martin, but..surely it's good to know the option is there at the same price.

Mike Green
546 Posted 18/09/2012 at 14:12:19
Martin - you're right, shopping habits have changed.

What it boils down to for me though is if the club want to sell merchandise they have to make it as easy and cost effective for the consumer as possible.

The way to do that is have it available at as many outlets as possible, or offer free delivery and returns online.

The club do neither of the above, and as a result probably get almost nothing out of me p.a. merchandise-wise, whereas if they did either of the above they would probably get somewhere between £50-£100 p.a. instead.

They do offer free delivery on orders of over £100 in an effort to increase basket value but for me this is too high as it feels like the club are trying to screw a larger than necessary purchase out of you, and there’s only so much extra I’ll spend to save a fiver.

I genuinely think the lowest delivery charge of £4.95 puts people off.

People might “poo-poo” this as “it’s only a fiver”, but its not a fiver if things start going back and forth and if I’m going to save the club money on “bricks” they should pass it to me on “clicks”, or as you rightly say make the online product cheaper, which I’m pretty sure they don’t.

So to be honest, for me much of it boils down to the principle. At £4.95 I can almost guarantee they are making money on delivery, which is their prerogative but I personally think it costs them money in the long run compared to the extra sales gleaned from offering free delivery. I for one, literally, don’t buy it.

So, the club loses sales, less people are seen trotting around in Everton gear "promoting the brand" and bit by bit what I imagine is an ever decreasing fanbase puts less and less revenue into the club simply because the club don’t make buying as easy and cost-effective for the consumer as it possibly could be.

Phil Bellis
548 Posted 18/09/2012 at 14:36:01
E J
C'mon now – me and thee had civility, compassion and humility beaten into us on a regular basis by members of the Society of Jesus; takes some undoing, does that.
Martin Mason
549 Posted 18/09/2012 at 14:34:06
Eugene @539

Correct but that is the difference between intelligent civil people and the rest; the former have the option but never use it even though they have the ability and opportunity to do it well. Some others, however, believe that they are OK to use the alternative at least on the internet where they feel that civil and social norms don't apply and they don't have to suffer the consequences of being taken to account for what they have said as they would do if it were said face to face.

Dan San
552 Posted 18/09/2012 at 14:25:47
You're right I was there a few months back and there was hardly any recognition at all.. apart from one or two locals... I was wearing my third strip one day and a guy came up wanting to talk about 'Teem Carheel'

That was alot different when we were first sponsored by Chang though, a member of my family said you could buy 1st, 2nd and 3rd strips out there then and I can only think thats because the kits were done by Umbro which is obviously a more popular template for the kit copiers... because now you cant find any... in countries like Thailand it must be about the ability to afford the kit, or at least a copy of the kit, that helps people decide.

I did see a few Chang banners with Jags, Arteta & Cahill on in a few beach bars in Cambodia but apart from that we were pretty under-represented.. but then most teams were.. apart from the obvious teams I only saw one other thai fan wearing a premiership shirt and that was a west ham one... Chang did the deal with Real & Barca at the time I was out there.. it's the first time Real & Barca have done any sponsorship deal together and I would imagine is Spanish league backed as their presence wasn't massive at all, unfortunately though it's all hype and the bigger players getting big wages is who they want to see.. I'd imagine they'd love a bit of Alex Nyarko out there...

I reckon theres a chance it should all change with Nike coming in though, its an easier to copy shirt and should hopefully make us more prominent... it is a shame that we don't seem to feature as part of the main nike distribution deal as surely it would raise profile straight away...The deal has obviously been good for the club though, everybody of the playing generation would rather be wearing nike and it makes us alot more attractive proposition, I hope we can push on and take advantage of that in order to build a better relationship with them, kind of in the way Arsenal did when they first had their kit done by them, it was definitely beneficial for them in the long run.. and nike as well...

End of the day if we can get up there again then we will be supported anywhere but I think that they kind of reject it in Thailand because Chang is so common there that its not so cool(they also sponsor the shirt of every Thai league team over there) I like it though, its a good beer and certainly a better logo and brand than most of the sponsors in the league.. I just wouldn't count on them loving us in Thailand too much, while they are pretty obsessed with football, really they haven't got a clue (and we shouldn't let that worry us too much until it comes to the time you need them to put our match on in the bar!)

Martin Mason
554 Posted 18/09/2012 at 14:39:43
Mike Green@546
The problem with club shirts is that regardless of the delivery cost you are paying J50.00 for something that is worth J5.00. You’re buying something which shows your support for the club in the knowledge that your revenue is also helping to keep the club in existence and as most are in that category the price of the shirt and delivery aren’t really important. I would far sooner pay J4.50 and have the shirt delivered to my house than go out of my way and pay something similar for the petrol to buy it from a retail outlet. Making it easy for the customer also has a cost attached that has to be recouped in the sale of the shirt. Everton has tried to sell shirts the classic way and are now pursuing another option; I don’t believe that they are doing it in order to knowingly lose sales? The truth is of course that I don’t know the full picture but in that respect I’m on a level playing field with all posters
Phil Bellis
557 Posted 18/09/2012 at 14:43:22
As an aside on a slow news day, re civility and correct manner of response...br />
After the match I called into a pub in town pre-train and remarked to a fellow Blue that it should've been 3 by halftime
Some gormless article overheard and said "Yea, for Newcastle, they missed loads..." etc
I took him to be a Post Office worker in uniform `til I saw the Standard Charter and duck on his polo shirt - he was bleedin' serious in his delusions an' all
Unbelievable
I very civilly responded "Fuck off, you knobhead"
Sadly, that type of kopite (or LFC armchair fan, more like) is the norm these days; the more I come into contact with them, the more I detest them
Mike Green
559 Posted 18/09/2012 at 14:50:16
Martin - 554

If the margin on the shirt is indeed £45 (i.e 90% margin) then in order to encourage supporters to buy online, when they have no other realsitic option such as a local store, should I believe be taken on by the club for their own good.

One argument is that the club have a captive audience so they'd be mad not to charge delivery. I cant go anywhere else, I'm tied in as a fan so I'm going to pay the delivery charge aren't I?

But I'm not, and I don't, so the club loses a sale and I wont be the only one. I'd wager the cost of me not buying at all is also a lot higher than the cost of covering the delivery charge.

My lad doesn't want an Everton shirt because it's going to put money into the club - he wants it because it associates him with the club going back to the original thread. No shirt - less association - less association - Everton who......?

Noel Lynam
560 Posted 18/09/2012 at 15:20:22
“Who gives one about not being able to buy an Everton shirt in a shop? We’re in the year 2012 now, why would you need to find anything in a shop?”

I have an LFC supporting friend, who has a young son that he understandably tried to bring up as a red. However one day, when that young son was about five or six years old, they were strolling through a sports store in Dublin and the kid decided he wanted a Chelsea jersey instead.

Why? Because he preferred the colour blue. Nothing to do with them being a “big” club, filthy rich, recent Premier League champions etc. He just plain preferred the look of their jersey because it was blue. He’s now an avid Chelsea fan. His family invariably buy him Chelsea kits, training tops etc for his birthdays and at Christmas. His dad has also brought him to Stamford Bridge and naturally, as he gets older and starts to earn himself, I expect he’ll end up pumping a fair amount of his hard earned cash into Chelsea.

Everton also wear blue but alas, have no presence whatsoever in sports stores in Ireland, due to the Board entering into a contract with a third party which limits distribution of EFC merchandise.

Now there is no guarantee of this, but had there been any Everton merchandise in Ireland, he may well have chosen Everton just because we are blue and all that money being spent on Chelsea merchandise may well be going to Everton instead.

What I do know for sure is that the failure to market the club in Ireland means that there is absolutely no chance he could have chosen Everton (or Everton chosen him)

That’s why you need to find Everton merchandise in a shop.

And that’s not even addressing the points about USA and Australia, which have already been made / ignored. Both are what I would call emerging markets in footballing terms, yet financial powerhouses whose average family have relatively large disposable incomes. Both countries have a large numbers of kids who play the game and don’t generally have an emotional attachment to an English club. Everton have, in recent years, had the poster boys for their national teams in our first team squad. But alas, no merchandise in those countries means kids are never going to walk into their local sports shop and say “Hey, look! That’s Cahill / Landon / Howard’s team. I want that!”

PS Ciarán at 199. Excellent post. The fact that Martin had to respond to personal insults and snide remarks in his response tells its own story.

Noel Lynam
561 Posted 18/09/2012 at 15:22:25
Martin,

Your post at 549, in the context of post 432 which came before it, is either brilliant self-parody or a staggering lack of self-awareness.

Eugene Ruane
567 Posted 18/09/2012 at 15:12:34
Martin - I stopped taking you 'seriously' after "That's why fans don't run football clubs".

I now see you as a Viz character - 'Martin Mason And His Semantics Antics' ('he's always painting himself into a corner').

I believe when you post the contrary nonsense you do, it's like someone pissing down their legs to give themselves a nice warm feeling

(but forgetting this will eventually lead to them stinking of piss).

As for your desperate 'you wouldn't say that if we weren't on the internet' - two things.

1) Toffeeweb IS on the internet.

2) Let's assume Ciarán is 6' 5" and an expert at some particularly violent marshal art involving Kung Fu stars and breaking bricks with his head. Now read back all your responses to him and then state that YOU would be happy to say all those things to his face.

Exactly.

More semantics, sleight-of-hand, murky-the-waters nonsense.

You should know Martin (does that Robert De Niro 'eyes thing' from Meet The Fokkers) I'm watching you.


Rory Slingo
572 Posted 18/09/2012 at 15:36:52
Noel @ #560, thank fuck someone gets it, that is EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

Martin & Colin, I wasn't making it up. >200 supporters
right here
, willing and able to buy shirts and more. And those are just the ones with Facebook. The Malaysian Evertonians group has >150 members at last count. So let's knock this 'no one buys Everton shirts in Asia' thing on the head, eh? Thailand and Khazakstan are not representative of every market in the region, least of all cities like Singapore, KL, HK, Taipei, Shanghai, Beijing, Tokyo, Seoul, Sydney, or Melbourne.

Mike Green
574 Posted 18/09/2012 at 16:14:20
Noel #560 - its a good point.

My lad turned 5 whilst on holiday in Spain this summer. I bought a small football to kick about on the beach, which turned out to be a Barca one.

My lad wears his Everton kit (bought from the club shop by family) to death and picked up on the crest on the ball. Later on in town he connected the colours and crest on the ball to the shirt on sale in the shops and said he wanted a "Varcalona", as he calls them, shirt. I said I didnt think so.

On his birthday we saw one from last season (much better shirt than this season in my view), which was reduced and fitted him like a dream, so I reneged and bought it. He hasnt got a Danny who "Varcalona" really are but it's stuck now - his nailed on favourite team is Everton, then England, then "Varcalona".

Mike Green
577 Posted 18/09/2012 at 16:58:16
The point being - when he realises hwo good they are what happens then..? :S
Ciarán McGlone
599 Posted 18/09/2012 at 18:18:58
Mike

Don't fret... I've owned a few Barcelona shirts myself. Among many other club shirts that aren't ours.

Mike Green
640 Posted 18/09/2012 at 20:49:39
Thanks for the reassurance Ciaran - but now I really am worried for him! : )
Nick Entwistle
641 Posted 18/09/2012 at 20:53:52
My last Everton top was the best ever Danke top. I said to myself at the time I won't buy another till they win another trophy. Since then I've become a grown man and we'll leave all that for the kids.

Still, I have kept all my tops, other than one of the early NECs. Salmon pink is ace, and the yellow with blue zig zag is still a favourite.

I did have a thing for other shirts as well and was bought a Utd one when I was... 10 ish, a Sheffield Wednesday away, and Inter Milan from the Ruben Sosa and Darko Pancev days. Ace.
Ian Bennett
642 Posted 18/09/2012 at 21:02:53
Sheffield Wed and Utd. Shit, Nick, your posts are going downhill.
Ciarán McGlone
652 Posted 18/09/2012 at 23:02:59
Could be worse, Mike... he could be an engineer.
John Daley
653 Posted 18/09/2012 at 23:16:12
A pack of fucking tamazepam'd monkeys flinging magnetic letters against a fridge could compose more coherent musings than Martin Mason.

Shitfaced simians have probably got a bit more class than to hold up an engineering degree as some sort of badge of honour like.

Ian Smitham
661 Posted 19/09/2012 at 00:01:18
Matt@403,

Thanks for the reply. The points I raised were twofold and to be fair you responded to the point around our discussion. The other point has been ignored but is factual and that is why I am surprised that it has not received the attention due.

To return to your points, and I among looking to score
Points against a fellow blue.

The assets of the club have declined as the club is making losses, action is being taken to somehow continue trading during the loss making period, that does not imply asset stripping which in round figures is where money is being taken from a business to line the pockets of the beneficiaries, shareholders. Even the most one eyed can see that is not the case here and I would expect that the accountants, the directors and shareholders would verify that point, along with all those who read the accounts

Against that, like others I want to know about the costs of running the business that are hidden under one line in the accounts and seem to be large without being specified

Again, not looking for a row, Ian


Ian Smitham
663 Posted 19/09/2012 at 00:15:00
Matt the predictive text has taken over, I am NOT looking to score points. Sorry friend
Martin Mason
668 Posted 19/09/2012 at 03:06:28
The only way that Everton could sell shirts in a shop outside of the barren wastes of the North West of England would be if they had my face beaming off the front like Kim Jong Il and my name on the back. I'm a far bigger brand than Everton (Ever-who?). "Engineer Mason" would probably be best and only number 1 would be available
Matt Traynor
673 Posted 19/09/2012 at 06:25:28
Ian #661, I am not and have never suggested that the board are lining their pockets. They may seek to do that when they eventually sell the club. However, what I am saying is that under their tenure they have reduced the asset base of the club as one means of continuing to trade, and whilst that is not asset stripping it has the same impact in the sense that "value" disappears from the company and all that remains is debt. It's also unsustainable, and a false economy as it impairs the ability of the business to generate revenue, and reduces the value, something that may impede their hopes of making a killing when they sell.

Martin Mason
674 Posted 19/09/2012 at 06:27:30
Eugene@567

You’re missing the point again mate. Generally speaking I would be civil to anybody f2f or on the internet because that’s how I am. Don’t read my responses to Ciaron to understand the situation but Ciaron’s to me that I responded to. People like yourself and Cioran who believe somehow that being on the internet relieves you of the requirement to be civil to others have to expect getting your own back and I will sometimes respond in kind. If you can’t take it then don’t give it.

Eric Myles
678 Posted 19/09/2012 at 07:18:44
Dan San #552, "I just wouldn't count on them loving us in Thailand too much" you obviously never came across the BlueBloods in your time in Thailand.

http://www.bluesblood.com/bb/index.php

Eugene Ruane
682 Posted 19/09/2012 at 08:05:54
Martin (674) - "Don’t read my responses to Ciaron to understand the situation but Ciaron’s to me that I responded to".

Ahhhh right - "It's not me, it's HIM"

As I said, semantics, waffle, blarney, more waffle and...fooling absolutely nobody.

- eyes-fingers-eyes-fingers-eyes-fingers -

I'm.

Watching.

You.

('mate')

Rory Slingo
684 Posted 19/09/2012 at 08:44:15
Post #668 - Obvious troll is obvious.
Martin Mason
690 Posted 19/09/2012 at 09:50:40
Sometimes I have real trouble believing what I see written here.
Ciarán McGlone
691 Posted 19/09/2012 at 09:49:21
Martin,

Show me where I attacked anything other then your argument... Just once.

Nick Entwistle
721 Posted 19/09/2012 at 15:26:39
Ian Bennett, I know. I didn't think much of my 'What Was He Thinking?' submission even when I posted it. Its gone downhill from there.

So I'll save my 'Who would you name the stands after and why?' for the next international break. Can't wait!

Mike Green
742 Posted 19/09/2012 at 17:45:10
Not long to go Nick - I've got 3 out of 4 already! I'm so excited!!!!
Nick Entwistle
744 Posted 19/09/2012 at 17:48:11
Keep your powder dry Mike. Build the suspense!
Eric Myles
828 Posted 20/09/2012 at 07:13:15
Dunno about the stands Nick but I know who I'd name the shitters after!
Richard Jones
017 Posted 21/09/2012 at 08:51:20
I know what you mean. "Martin, Football fans don't run football clubs" was a personal favorite of mine!!
Ciarán McGlone
191 Posted 22/09/2012 at 08:39:21
Yes Martin,

Not one single personal insult.

Gracious apology though.

Eric Myles
354 Posted 06/10/2012 at 16:57:56
Just got back from Singapore where the Chang adverts feature Everton but back in Thailand the Chang ads don't feature us at all.

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