Come on Palmeiras!

Seems if you're good enough, you're old enough!

No doubt their players will be demanding a break away from football, citing they've played too much football, whilst the club owners will be sitting down, counting the millions they have just won.

The other Madrid goal, the player is off the pitch, comes back on, receives the ball and a goal is scored. How is that player not offside?

Ohhhh I could scream!!!! I don't give a toss, actually. Bellingham just missed a sitter, that's a shame. I swear if that fucking commentator says Junehoe or Melan again I'll turn it off. You are fucking English, you lemon! 😕

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly? The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing." 😁

Feck Oconomowoc... you've eaten in Burger King?

Brendan, not my fault. My baby brother was throwing a tantrum and he was at a stage where all he would eat was Burger King. Half a century later, he still throws tantrums to get his way. He's been divorced five times.

That's the first time I've ever seen three goals, a red card and a miracle save in 5 minutes of stoppage time.

No way, man! 😁

I would have given two red cards to the two lemons who kept saying Trent! Trent! Trent!

What has Africa got in common with Oconomowoc?

In 2019, a site was constructed called Oz Plaza, which has a permanent small-scale yellow brick road, and statues of the four main characters, Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion and Dorothy's dog Toto,

I am seriously impressed and yet concerned...

And to think I was about to answer Paul's question thusly, thereby revealing my intellectual inferiority:

1. They're both hotter than hell in the summertime.

2. They both have Burger King.

Salaam and respects.